Busy Day

Today always promised to be a hectic day – from appointments in the morning, lunch with football friends and an afternoon at the Stadium through to the fancy dress party in the evening. Hence I am utilising the somewhat risky, but very helpful “scheduled post” option on WordPress. And I’m giving you a quota photo of the all-new, all-singing and occasionally-dancing Cape Town Stadium to be getting along with.

I would imagine that I’ll be taking a few photos at the game today, including some (or more), from inside the Polo Mint itself. Those will be on here tomorrow. Watch this space. (Not continuously, obviously – you’ve probably got other things to be getting on with.)

Don’t miss out

It’s getting close to closing date for the third sales phase of World Cup 2010 tickets and you’d be silly to chance it and hope that you can buy them over the counter a bit later. Even though FIFA have promised to make it easy for South Africans to do just that, there’s a good chance that many of the more popular games will have sold out by the time that opportunity comes around.

The easiest way (assuming you have access to the internet) (and how are you reading this if you don’t) is via FIFA.com

You can apply for a maximum of 7 games and a maximum of four tickets per game. That’s 28 tickets. Plenty to go around, although it’s worth knowing that you will need the passport or ID number for each person you want to take along. (You will be given the opportunity to swap these people around a little later). 

Tickets for SA residents start at R140 for the first round games, although you could spend up to R6,300 per ticket if you want a posh seat for the final (that’s R25,200 if you want four). But your chances of getting them are pretty low. Which is gonna be a bummer when you’re sat at home watching England beat whoever on July 11th, but which will mean that at least you can eat in the intervening period.

If you need any further pushing as to why you shouldn’t miss out – Carlos Amato is here to help.

Another reason that South Africa can’t host the 2010 World Cup

Forget the Angolans, the sharks and the naughty people with knives.
Have you seen the number of flippin’ terrifying bugs there are out there?

Even in my Cape Town garden (which is actually in Europe), there’s some nasty stuff about:

And I haven’t even mentioned the killer bees and the moths, (which are probably, like, killer moths).

Once the Daily Mail gets hold of this kind of information, FIFA will have no choice but to bow to the mighty pressure Paul Dacre and his band of right-wing underlings will place them under and the tournament will be moved to Australia, which is already home to some nasty racist animals but let’s not make a fuss about that.

Utter tosh

But it’s not just the SA papers that write complete rubbish.

Step forward our old favourite the Daily Mail – describing the shark attack at Fishhoek.

Fiddling with his swimming goggles as he strolled across one of Cape Town’s most popular beaches, Lloyd Skinner did not notice anything amiss.
With temperatures in the 90s, the sand was packed with families enjoying the delights of the South African summer.
The sea appeared calm – perfect to escape the heat. But as he waded out, something terrible started to happen. A strange ripple effect circled him in the water. On the beach, people started waving their towels and shouting at him desperately.

Hmm. Let’s see what we’ve got so far shall we?

Temperatures in the 90s…

Sand packed with families…

The sea appeared calm…

Have you pictured the scene yet? And the strolling guy with the fiddly goggles?
Got it? Good.

And then let’s take a quick peek at this photo which eyewitness Gregg Coppen (who is quoted in the Daily Mail article) took 4 (four) minutes after witnessing the attack and tweeting his now infamous “Holy Shit” tweet.

Look at that beach, packed with families in the hot summer sun. And that wonderfully calm sea. Hmm.

I showed this to a colleague. He used the word “gobshite” to describe the writer, Andrew Malone.
And who am I to disagree?

There are probably numerous other inaccuracies in the rest of the article – I don’t know. With so much nonsense in the first five lines, I couldn’t be arsed to read any further.

Duncan White gets it right

I don’t often reproduce other people’s work in full on here, but after I wrote this, it was nice to see that I’m not the only person feeling that way. Here’s Duncan White in the UK’s Sunday Telegraph

It is wrong to equate Angola with South Africa after Togo attack

It was grimly predictable. No sooner had the first reports of the shooting in Cabinda begun to filter through than South Africa’s ability to host a safe World Cup was called into question

What a laughable leap of logic, what reactionary racist rubbish.

It seems almost insulting to have to make the distinction between what happened in Angola and the security situation in South Africa but with banal parallels being so blithely drawn, the organisers of the World Cup have had to defend themselves. This is ludicrous.

It seems there was a lack of communication between Caf, African football’s governing body, and the Togolese federation about the team’s movement. At least, that’s what the political buck-passing indicates. The terrorists did not have any problems locating the Togolese convoy. Caf needs to prove they did not underestimate the dangers Cabinda presented when scheduling games there and that they had appropriate security measures in place. But, ultimately, it is impossible to prevent acts of terrorism taking place.

Since Munich in 1972, sport has been the target of terrorist attacks. After the Sri Lanka cricket team were fired on in Lahore last year, Arsène Wenger predicted that international sports events would increasingly become the target of terrorists. He has been proved right.

The infuriating flaw is when people equate an act of terrorism with a wider sense of African danger. There it is, the creeping stereotype about the “dark continent” and its propensity for violence. Shouldn’t we take the World Cup back to safe old Europe?

Terrorist attacks occur everywhere. We had one in the United Kingdom on Friday when a bomb went off under the car of a police officer in Northern Ireland. Yet because this attack happened in Africa, it gets translated into a general continental problem, rather than one relating to a specific exclave of a specific country.

Angola and South Africa are miles apart. Quite literally: the capital Luanda is 1,500 miles from Johannesburg, the distance between London and Moscow. Angola only emerged from a brutal 27-year civil war in 2002 and while it has enjoyed huge economic growth in the last eight years, it still bears the scars. It has the highest infant mortality rate in the world and the second-highest death rate in the world. The median age is 18.

South Africa is vastly more developed and has a track record of hosting major international events, especially sporting events. As Danny Jordaan, the chief executive of the 2010 World Cup, has pointed out, a war in Kosovo did not mean the German World Cup was called into jeopardy.

South Africa has its problems, especially the rate of violent crime. During the Confederations Cup last summer, you felt many people waiting for something serious to go wrong. Nothing did. The job of ensuring the World Cup passes with as few incidents as possible is a big one. Let’s not burden South Africa with the responsibility for Cabindan terrorism too.

Brilliantly put. One has to wonder why the local news fails to notice this sort of article in the international press, but readily and happily reproduce bigoted, negative rubbish.

Thanks to my Dad for the heads up.