It looks like it’s our last month together, dear reader.
In fact, maybe I’m already dead, depending on how you want to read this “shocking” “news”:
As Meri Jaan [kitchen knife emoji] (if that is her real name) points out, anyone that took the Covid-19 vaccination won’t live up to June 2026.
Oh no…
Terrifying.
Except that it are already June 2026, and I’m still here, along with all my family and friends who had the jab.
In fact, if we’re all going to start dropping like flies in the next… er… “now”, then there’s going to be an awful lot of work for the funeral trade, worldwide, given that over 6 billion people had at least one jab.
Honestly, I’m quite impressed with the lengths to which people will go to push their agenda. This even includes the correct BBC News font. What it doesn’t include is any genuine information. This isn’t a screenshot, it’s a homemade fake. But then you have to take a step back and think about how this came to be. Someone with mud for brains who believes that the Covid vaccine is going to kill everyone who took it, went to the effort of faking this BBC News image, in order to try and convince the world that there is a genuine danger in being vaccinated.
But even as they were doing it – selecting the font, choosing the words, thinking about what date they should use to scare us all – they must have been disappointed (and presumably confused) that they couldn’t just use a screenshot of an actual BBC News report telling us this. Because it’s not a thing.
How utterly sad and duplicitous must you be, that you have to make this shit up just to try and force other people to believe your opinions?
I had a really horrible time with Covid, but my GP still thinks that the vaccine (which I got after I was infected with the actual virus, but before I developed symptoms) probably saved my life.
Thankfully, many people aren’t stupid enough to believe the anti-vax crap, but it will certainly put some people off having a potentially life-saving vaccination – and that’s criminal, when there’s clearly so little evidence for their viewpoint that they are reduced to hiding in their basement, making crappy graphics and inventing fictional timelines.
Wankers.
I’ll see you in July. Along with the other 6 billion people who got the jab.
