You know me. I like lighthouses. So imagine my delight at being able to add another one to my list today.
Long story short, I was out helping with a risk assessment near Cape Town this morning, and was seriously privileged to be able to visit this particular lighthouse – one that not many people get to go to. Anyone able to place it?
18 metres worth of stocky masonry, flashing for 5 seconds, every 7 seconds. Although… not when we were there… because… well… daytime. Obviously.
On my return trip later this month, I might even get to go up it.
Decent service and – sadly, sometimes – decent workmanship can be tough to find in Cape Town. And there is nothing worse than having to guess at what service provider you should invite into your home to get a job done safely and properly.
Personal recommendations are the way to go, then. And I have got a couple of them for you if you’re in Cape Town (or if you want to get in touch and try to negotiate overseas rates, I guess).
For your DSTV needs: go to Skye TV – 0217016868. They’re based in Tokai. They’re fast, friendly, efficient, no fuss, and have reasonable rates. What’s not to like?
And for your security needs: AZTech Security – 0618425276 or [email protected] – they’re basically the same as Skye, but for your alarm. And they work from Muizenberg.
Both these companies have done some great work for us and I would thoroughly recommend them.
Remember when I saw a UFO over Cape Town back in 2012? That was all happily explained as being an experimental NASA/Space Force/USAF high altitude plane.
And so we happily went back to mocking those people who insist that they see these sort of things on a regular basis.
Well, that was until I glanced through some of the photos I took while out at Muizenberg yesterday. And I saw this:
It seems that the literally thousands of people illegally on the beach yesterday were not alone. Check out that traditionally saucer-shaped object, traversing across the azure skies above False Bay. And I promise you that I haven’t photoshopped it in there (like I have that sort of skill anyway) – this is a genuine image taken with my camera and all I’ve done is cropped it ever so slightly to centre the object. Here’s the big version so you can have a closer look.
It is – quite clearly – a flying saucer. And weirdly, I’ve lost all my memories of the rest of the public holiday and I have a bit of a sore backside this morning.
But that’s probably down to the copious amounts of Milk Stout I enjoyed while braai’ing in the afternoon. After all, there can’t be any other reasonable explanation, right?
If anyone else in Cape Town saw anything weird in the skies yesterday, please get in touch.
Or… I mean… you could just glance at the uncropped version, featuring a Cape Gull dropping a white mussel onto the beach to break it open. And why not? It was about lunchtime.
Let’s make things clear right from the start here.
I’m not saying that Cape Town is going to get hit by a tsunami. We’ve covered that concern here: something I would strongly advise you to read if you think that people are paranoid about Covid-19. You ain’t seen nothing yet.
They walk among us.
But I digress. Often.
One of the enduring images of the 2004 Indonesian tsunami was the drawback: the water disappearing from the shorelines of beaches and resorts about to be hit by the tsunami, effectively (some would say ‘exactly’) like a huge low tide.
In some places, this drawback was up to a kilometre. And in most cases, there was good correlation between the size of the drawback and the extent of the damage caused by the tsunami that followed.
If we ignore all scientific reason for a moment and apply this clear inverse proportionality to tomorrow’s predicted storm, I think we’re in trouble. Because today’s weather in Cape Town could not be calmer or more beautiful. So still. So clear. So utterly perfect.
Not a cloud in the sky. Not a breath of wind.
If only there were some term that one could use to describe such a period of placid weather ahead of a predicted tempest.
And yet… just out there in the bottom left corner:
A frothing mass of low pressure, general misery, howling winds and all the rain we didn’t get in 2017. All due to begin tomorrow afternoon/evening and then be followed in by a second front on Sunday into Monday.
And our eyes are already on another vicious lump of nastiness heading out of Uruguay towards SA like Luis Suarez’s poor sportsmanship and bad temper in 2010.
And possibly every bit as bitey.
But let’s just get through this weekend first. Here’s what we’re expecting to see at 0800 local time on Friday morning:
Big winds, much rain, huge waves, general unpleasantness.
In all seriousness though, it does look like quite a nasty one, so please look out for your community and maybe consider helping out your local shelter, which will obviously be under more pressure than usual over the next few days.