Watershed Stripped Down

A great evening out at Cafe Roux last night watching Craig Hinds playing acoustic versions of Watershed songs, plus some really decent cover versions as well. (Look, the hints were here.)

Bruce Springsteen, Leonard Cohen and John Legend were amongst the artists he covered, but it was just a really chilled Friday evening (he only worked out it was Friday 5 minutes before the gig – what a way to live) and a lovely intimate show, with plenty of chat and anecdotes from the man on stage.

Of course, different versions of all the “big” hits were there, too: Indigo Girl, Letters and Close My Eyes, and where they may lack a little in the lyrical sense, the soul, feeling and the gentle passion are really all there. And because of the nature of their tracks, they really lend themselves to acoustic adaptation.

But to be honest, the song that was really the highlight of the evening for me was Watch The Rain. Absolutely beautiful. Mesmerising and goosebump-inducing.

This being Cafe Roux, the audience were generally very well behaved, which was really great. A breath of fresh air. Well, save for Macbeth’s three witches at Table 2, that is. Never, ever underestimate the privilege of a group of white, middle-aged women to ignore the “Ssshhh – please let’s enjoy the music” signs on their (and every other) table, even at R300 a ticket for an acoustic gig, nogal. Honestly – just fuck off literally ANYWHERE else and talk – it’s really not hard.

But let’s (try to) not let that take away from a really great night out.

More of this sort of thing, please.

Our last month together

It looks like it’s our last month together, dear reader.

In fact, maybe I’m already dead, depending on how you want to read this “shocking” “news”:

As Meri Jaan [kitchen knife emoji] (if that is her real name) points out, anyone that took the Covid-19 vaccination won’t live up to June 2026.

Oh no…

Terrifying.

Except that it are already June 2026, and I’m still here, along with all my family and friends who had the jab.

In fact, if we’re all going to start dropping like flies in the next… er… “now”, then there’s going to be an awful lot of work for the funeral trade, worldwide, given that over 6 billion people had at least one jab.

Honestly, I’m quite impressed with the lengths to which people will go to push their agenda. This even includes the correct BBC News font. What it doesn’t include is any genuine information. This isn’t a screenshot, it’s a homemade fake. But then you have to take a step back and think about how this came to be. Someone with mud for brains who believes that the Covid vaccine is going to kill everyone who took it, went to the effort of faking this BBC News image, in order to try and convince the world that there is a genuine danger in being vaccinated.

But even as they were doing it – selecting the font, choosing the words, thinking about what date they should use to scare us all – they must have been disappointed (and presumably confused) that they couldn’t just use a screenshot of an actual BBC News report telling us this. Because it’s not a thing.

How utterly sad and duplicitous must you be, that you have to make this shit up just to try and force other people to believe your opinions?

I had a really horrible time with Covid, but my GP still thinks that the vaccine (which I got after I was infected with the actual virus, but before I developed symptoms) probably saved my life.

Thankfully, many people aren’t stupid enough to believe the anti-vax crap, but it will certainly put some people off having a potentially life-saving vaccination – and that’s criminal, when there’s clearly so little evidence for their viewpoint that they are reduced to hiding in their basement, making crappy graphics and inventing fictional timelines.

Wankers.

I’ll see you in July. Along with the other 6 billion people who got the jab.

This was… different

I don’t want to give too much away about this, but I was looking through some old South African music while I was dotting i’s and crossing t’s, and I found this, by famous local group Watershed (Indigo Girl, Letters):

A day out along Chapman’s Peak and down towards Cape Point, by the look of things.

A very decent cover version: nothing too wildly different, but certainly not exactly the same except for who’s singing it. Nice car, nice scooter… hey, wait a second! Weird twist.

Craig Hinds (for it is he) is still carrying the Watershed moniker and brand around SA. I’m rather tempted to go and watch one of his shows – just for old times sake.

Important to know

With the World Cup coming up (and although I’m really not invested at all) (just yet), you might not want to miss a single minute of the ridiculous number (104) of matches.

But nature will still call from time to time. And so it pays to be prepared.

Thankfully, I spotted this handy hint on the letters page of a magazine (IYKYK) before I started work on our house.

I was really leaning towards the “loo-ving room” plan, so it does feel like I’ve dodged a bit of bullet here.

Thanks, Hector.

And now I’m looking into a waterproof TV for the shower wall. And maybe some padding for the toilet seat.