Woolies stuff

We all know how it works now. Buy everything you need at Checkers, but get your fresh produce at Woolies. And because your fresh produce is usually full of good things, you set up Woolies as your Discovery Healthy Eating place, and you get some money back as a lump sum at some point.

But I noticed a couple of Woolies things that didn’t quite add up (literally in one case, lol) this week.
First off, this on some puff pastry:

I’m glad it’s Made with Butter. Puff pastry is meant to be rich and buttery, and it being Made with Butter adds to at least two of those attributes.

What I don’t get is the connection between it being Made with Butter, and the image of the teacup and saucer. It’s not the first thing I think of when I think about butter. Crockery-wise, that would be the Butter Dish, and cutlery-wise, that would be the Butter Knife. Now, were it Made with Tea, personally, I’d likely go for the teapot, but there’s no way I would chastise anyone symbolising a product which was Made with Tea with a teacup and saucer. That’s absolutely fine.

But this puff pastry wasn’t Made with Tea, it was Made with Butter, and so if anyone can please explain the relevance of the teacup and saucer image in this context and on this packaging, I’m all ears.

And then this, in-store:

Diced Bacon is expensive. Here, we can see that it is priced at R84.99 for 500g. Thank goodness it’s not R85.00, which would be over my cut-off point for buying 500g of Diced Bacon. But R84.99 for 500g is the equivalent of R169.98 per kilogram.

Or so I thought.

But it you were to take a kilo of this delicious cured meat to the checkout, it appears that you would be charged a hefty INFINITY Rands. and that’s a lot. More specifically, that is:

a number greater than any assignable quantity or countable number

which is certainly more than R169.98. Even I can assign a quantity and count to that.

I know that Woolies has a reputation for being somewhat on the pricey side, but this idea of Infinity Rands for 1000g of chopped heaven would likely break the till display. To put it in perspective, it’s more PER KILO than Russia fined Google for being American naughty, and that was more than all the money in the world.

“I can’t even pronounce this number, but it is more likely imbued with symbolism,” the Kremlin spokesperson, Dmitry Peskov, told Russian news agencies.
“Google should not restrict the actions of our broadcasters, but it does. That said, this fine is still not as much as a couple of packets of bacon from Woolies in Cape Town, but we are not expecting to be paid in pork,” he added.

We tried to reach Mr Peskov for comment on the whole Made with Butter teacup picture thing, but his office said that he was “busy”.

Which was disappointing.

Lots of countries

There Are 36 Countries Within 1,000km From Just Outside Prague.

So says this post entitled: There Are 36 Countries Within 1,000km From Just Outside Prague.

It’s a bit disappointing that they don’t explain exactly where just outside Prague, but by a little mouse work, I think we’re slightly to the north of the city. Maybe somewhere like Ceska Lipa or Jablonné v Podješt?dí – just south of the intersection of the Polish, Czech and German borders.

Interestingly, they don’t actually include Czechia in those 36, so I’ve been doing some rudimentary calculations, and I make that 37.

I was wondering if you could add any more in there, but it’s a well constructed circle. Include Estonia, you’ll lose Albania and North Macedonia. And the UK and Norway are only hanging on by a pixel or two, so you can’t head any further south or east.

The post asks if there’s anywhere else in the world where you could get more countries inside a circle measuring 3 and a bit million square kilometres, but of course, there isn’t, because Europe is small (and Africa is far away).

Tag shoot

We were out for dinner on Saturday evening. The Greek place near the local shopping mall. Parking was tight, so we parked up the street and walked down to the restaurant. And as we wandered past, there in the trendy looking building on the right was a giant canvas print of one of my photos. Looking past it, and peering into the now smudged windows (sorry) in the darkness, there were several (or more) more.

Always cool to see them on display.

And there was more photographic work to be done before yesterday’s festivities (literally) kicked off. Little Miss 6000 has been putting some more of her skills to work and has come up with a range of Xmas gift tags to sell to family and friends. And you could just tell people about them, but why not show them? And you could just show them, but why not lob in just a bit more effort and show them off properly?

So we raided the Xmas decorations box early, dragged out a lamp or two, and made a mini set in the bar.
And then we took a couple of photos.

The flyer went out to appropriate contacts yesterday, and sales are booming.
It’s called the 6000.co.za Photography Effect.

I dunno. I just made that up. But it was a bit of fun to play around for a half hour and get some atmospheric Xmas shots in the middle of the sunny day. And it kept my mind busy and off the pre-game nerves which I now know I never needed.

If it helps sell gift tags as well, then we’re golden.

THIS CITY IS OURS

Actually, the Caps Lock was accidental, but I’m not about to remove it now.

The first Steel City Derby in almost 5 years ended in a United win and some wendy tears.

1-0, 3-0, 5-0… The scoreline doesn’t matter. All that anyone cares about is the result.

The result that went our way, because we were the better team. Because we are the better team.

This has been a good day. This will be a good evening. Tomorrow morning might not be quite so much fun, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.

Yes, another Black Label, please.

UPDATE: Now with added highlights for easy reference in the future.

Old grounds

The Tim Traveller has been travelling again, this time looking for “Football’s Oldest Stadium”. And the way he has phrased that (as he notes early on in the video below) is very important.

This offering appealed to me even more than most of his stuff, given that it was about football, there were honorary mentions for Beautiful Downtown Bramall Lane and Sandygate, and not least because of the repeated Channel Four Football Italia references throughout.

In case you don’t have time to watch (but please do find time), “Football’s Oldest Stadium” might well be the Arena Civica Gianni Brera in Milan, which was built for King Napoleon (yes, him. Watch the video.) and opened in 1807.

Whereas the oldest football stadium remains Sandygate.
And the oldest League football stadium remains Beautiful Downtown Bramall Lane.