Time to regret

This is what pushed them over the edge. An AI depiction of Trump as Jesus Christ.

Not the illegal ICE kidnappings and separation of families. Not the state-sanctioned murders of America citizens. Not the everyday corruption and insider trading. Not the Venezuela incursion. Not the repeated late night social media rants of a demented despot. Not the rising petrol price. Not the constant BS at the press conferences. Not the nonsense of the tariffs and the cost to American people. Not the demolition of the East Wing of the White House. Not the insidious slide towards dictatorship. Not the desperate pandering to Israel and Benjamin Netanyahu. Not the war on Iran. Not the bombing of the girls’ school and the deaths of 120 schoolchildren. Not the 38,000 times he’s mentioned in the Epstein Files.

Nope.

It was the fact that he published that image above that upset them.

And that really is all you need to know about Trump’s supporters.

“Total Victory”

Look, this whole “ceasefire” thing is very welcome. It’s definitely more palatable than the alternative.

But with both side claiming victory, it’s interesting to see what has actually been achieved.

Which is nothing.

The Strait of Hormuz still isn’t open. Which it was 6 weeks ago, before all of this started.

And incredibly, Iran is even less popular amongst its neighbouring countries than it was 6 weeks ago, before all of this started.

Well done, lads.

Additionally, neither side seems very sure about what the actual T&Cs of the ceasefire are, which surely means that by the time this post publishes on Thursday morning, it’ll likely already be business as usual with the despotic leaders of both nations (and Israel) bombing each other as much as they can.

No wonder I’m looking forward to a weekend away.

Still on Earth, mind you, so not really escaping from all this crap.
But interplanetary travel is so expensive with the price of fuel right now. Because of… well… you know what.

Viral pun

Our petrol prices in SA are regulated, meaning that everyone knows exactly what they will pay for a litre of the good stuff. And each first Wednesday of the month, the price goes up or down, depending if there has been an under or over recovery in the previous 4 weeks, given the price of oil and the USD/ZAR exchange rate.

Brent crude has climbed from about $69 to over $115 a barrel, while the rand has weakened sharply against the US dollar, slipping from around R15.85 to above R17.00.

It’s going to go up this month. Surprise, surprise.

It’s going to go up by a lot.

As it stands, and assuming there is no last-minute government intervention, month-end data from the Central Energy Fund is pointing to petrol price increases of between R5.31 for 93 Unleaded and R5.82 for 95 Unleaded. Diesel looks set to increase by between R10.13 in the case of 500ppm and R10.27 for the cleaner 50ppm.

A R10.27 increase for diesel is quite literally (in fact, almost exactly) 50%. I didn’t need diesel today, but I went and bought some anyway, because tomorrow will be a disaster at the fuel stations, and 50% of not very much is still quite a lot. I saved R360 by topping up this morning. That’s the price of 12 litres of Castle Milk Stout.

Priorities, ne?

“Fortunately”, President Ramaphosa is on the case.
(The war has only been going on for a month and a bit.)

He confirmed that a ministerial task team has now been established to examine how the country can be shielded from the economic fallout of the war.

It can’t. We’re part of a global economy. We’re all buggered.

It has been reported that the task team’s work will go beyond fuel price alone. “It is quite urgent, yes, with a quick turnaround, but the scope of what they will be looking into is broader,” one insider said.

“They are not just looking at fuel prices; they are tasked with looking at the whole geopolitical situation and its implications for the country.”

OK, but can’t we just do the fuel price thing first so that there is a country left for there to be implications for? Because I think that the whole situation is going to head south (no pun intended) very quickly if we can’t sort just about the only thing that the government has control over, somewhat rapidly.

Meanwhile, I guess it’s time to start walking again.

Everywhere.

Deaf ears

I mentioned before about how delighted I was at everyone’s refusal to step in and help bail Donald “Orange Arsehole” Trump out of the mess that he’s got himself, his country, and now the entire world into. My thoughts were mainly around Europe in that post, but news has come in that he is now throwing his toys out of the playpen because Japan are allegedly withholding their secret weapon and won’t commit to sending it… er… him to the Middle East.

The thing is, life and politics and the internet are now just so weird, and Trump is so epically stupid, that you could actually imagine this might have been a genuine request and that he is genuinely upset about it being denied. He’s probably still pissed off that King Kong didn’t somehow prevent 9/11.

Which is exactly why we find ourselves in this whole horrific situation (Trump’s stupidity, not the big ape/World Trade Center thing).

What a difference a week made…

…168 little hours.

[with apologies to Dinah Washington]

March 8th 2026: Don’t send warships.

March 14th 2026: Send warships.

Flip flopping like a fish out of water. And hopefully expiring just as quickly.

I’m no big fan of Iran or their leadership, and no big fan of the UK PM either*, but I’m right with Starmer on his stance on this issue so far. Just as Iran has gradually isolated itself from its neighbours, so Trump is now doing exactly the same with the US’s allies. And I’m glad that so many leaders are showing him a diplomatic middle finger and choosing not to be a contributor in this unholy mess he’s made and continues to make.

The sad thing is that this is a global issue. No matter whether you choose to support the Israeli and US action in the Middle East or you choose to condemn it (or anywhere in between), we’re all affected by the decisions of this dementia-ridden bag of poorly painted skin.

And never in a good way.

* There are levels here, obviously.