The good stuff

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It’s been a pretty good 24 hours, and when things are good for that long, it’s worth documenting.

Nothing huge, just a run of good things and I’m absolutely here for it.

News that they’re doing up the peas sign back home in Sheffield (more on that this weekend).

Last night was a great night out at the Dias Tavern in Claremont.
Great food, great company, good laughs, nice beer.
What’s not to like?

And then just now, I finally managed to overcome the payment gateway demons and put down a deposit for a trip next month. More of that later, but it’s been BAIE FRUSTRASIE! trying to give this hotel some money, so when things finally went through a few moments ago, we were pretty chuffed.

The gate motor that has been plaguing us with issues is going to be replaced very soon. Geckoes and age were the main two causes of its demise. It was old, and then the geckoes moved in and pushed it, Harold Shipman-like, over the edge.

This sort of picture…

…isn’t something we ever struggled with in the UK.

My blood test results are mostly back (just a few more due at 4pm), and I do appear to have nailed my reference ranges throughout. No issues whatsoever, which – at my sort of age – is about as good as you can hope for.

And I’m off out for dinner again this evening: paid for, nogal! (Last night was lovely and all, but I did have to pay for my tentacles, and Joe’s Special.) (I know, right?!?)

And so – right now – it’s all good.

Long may it continue.

It’s expensive

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Printer ink I mean.

Except, you need context and so actually, printer ink isn’t that expensive.

But let’s pretend that it is, because then this cartoon makes so much more sense.

Of course, these days, you’d be looking at the ridiculous price of pixel light if you were moaning about a blank screen. And while it doesn’t cost much to light a single pixel, apparently, you need bloody loads of the things for them to work properly.

A local Facebook moonbat

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Sadly introduced (digitally) to my timeline this morning. I’m not naming names: that won’t help anybody. But just know that there are people like this well inside the confines of the Lentil Curtain, and this one has been going at it for many years now. Of course, all the prophecies of upcoming death and doom have expired and the goalposts moved, just like last week’s Rapture. But they’ve then been regenerated and reinvented to be twisted into whatever is going on in the world these days.

Rinse. And repeat.

First thing was the fire on the mountain above Camps Bay yesterday. Thankfully rapidly extinguished, but there are still ongoing investigations in to the cause.
Lightning strike? Unlikely.
Discarded cigarette? Very possibly.
Vagrants’ fire? Almost certainly.
Or…

More fuel load incoming. Heavy metals via Geoengineering. Today are heat warnings danger to humans and environment….hmmmm I wonder why…….metals create a magnifying glass effect burning everything with the sun rays and absorbing all the moisture.

All for “climate change” and the “sustainable goals”. The WEF/UN/BILL GATES ERADICATION OF ALL LIFE ON THIS EARTH. DOWN TO ZERO EQUALS ZERO LIFE ON EARTH. That will eventually also include all the politicians who execute the devils orders.

Ja. Well. Maybe that too.
Or maybe not.

So what is “Climate Change” exactly, then?

I’m amazed that there’s no mention of 5G.

Oh. Wait:

Have you ever considered that we are poisoned by heavy metal’s nano particulates from Geoengineering and 5G radiation sickness which are coincidentally the same symptoms as “flu” and “Covid” and that your body is showing signs of toxicity when having “flu like symptoms” and is actually trying to rid the body of the poison.

Have you ever considered using punctuation?

Their social media page is full of this sort of nonsense, along with the whole Bill Gates, WEF, NWO, Illuminati, ACDP, anti-vax, pro-Trump, chemtrails, sovereign citizen stuff. Every bingo box ticked.

There is one weird anomaly I did spot though: loads and loads of articles about trucks/HGVs crashing – both in SA and all over the rest of the world. How on earth does that tie…

These accidents are not normal. Something is happening to drivers…via jab and satellite…and 5G…somehow the mechanics of the mode of transport is interfered with. Any sane person who observes all these daily truck accidents especially all over the country and the world can see there is a deliberate attempt to end private vehicle ownership and also to thwart logistics so that they can usher in their CBDC and have food shortages so that humanity is on their bare knees accepting their pre planned solution.

…in with the whole weird agenda thing? Oh. Got it.

But thank goodness she’s lucky enough to live in Cape Town – right in the City Bowl, nogal – and can keep an eye on the local City Council who (allegedly, lol):

…receive trillions for “climate change”. Everything they implement is for the death and destruction of nature and anything living and breathing.
1) Geoengineering weather warfare
2) LED STREET LIGHTS
3) 5G death towers
4) concrete jungle developments
5) COVID PLANDEMICS & more coming

Honestly, a lot of people criticise local government for not doing enough. But it seems like Cape Town has been going above and beyond. I mean, you could argue that they’re only really responsible for the LED STREET LIGHTS on this list. Surely they’re not big enough to do the COVID PLANDEMICS (plural??!?) and the Geoengineering weather warfare as well That’s surely got to be more on a national or international level. And the 5G death towers and concrete jungle developments are delegated out to private business.

Say what you like about their nefarious schemes; the organisation is an actual marvel to behold. Honestly, I think that anyone who can bring nations together like that deserves to dominate the world.

BUT THEN: I found out that this person owns an Airbnb in the city which offers Wifi and has LED lighting.
Clearly complicit in the New World Order.

Surprisingly, none of the ads for the place mention the horrific conditions, the “heavy metals”, the “Aluminum, Barium, Strontium, Graphene oxide trashing the skies” and that the “poisoned air=cancer” in Cape Town that the owner complains about on social media every day.

But I guess that wouldn’t really make for many bookings.

MOBA

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MOBA – The Museum Of Bad Art. It’s in Boston. This one, not this one.

The tagline is “Art too bad to be ignored”, and there’s certainly some very bad art on offer there, but surely beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that, and this is all subjective?

I think that we could unanimously agree that a lot of it is bad, but let’s just look at the way the museum (website) is put together, and you can see that they want to celebrate just how rubbish stuff is in a humorous was, rather than try to crucify the artists.

The pieces in the MOBA collection range from the work of talented artists that have gone awry to works of exuberant, although crude, execution by artists barely in control of the brush. What they all have in common is a special quality that sets them apart in one way or another from the merely incompetent.

And with collections including “Poor traits”, “Oozing my religion” and “Unlikely landscapes” – there’s plenty to enjoy endure.

I have zero artistic talent. That ability passed over my generation without troubling me at all. But I think that I’m aware of my lack of expertise, and so I choose not to push myself in that direction.

Not so these “artists”. But there are exceptions. This is my favourite painting:

Not because of the rather odd Bassett Hound, but also, the artist’s own comment on his work:

In the note accompanying his donation, Mr. Roots wrote, “…I was happy with the way the barn turned out. It was when I started animals and people that [I realized] I was having problems with proportions…”

The blurb provided by the Museum for each image is also well worth a look.

Go and spend an entertaining few minutes at the MOBA here.