The virus is not gone but will be with us over the holidays and beyond. Therefore, we need to remain safe and protect each other…
…in order to slow down the spread of coronavirus.
That plan that clearly won’t work because no-one ever follows the rules in South Africa.
But then we bring you news from The Homeland, where the government is asking people to:
use their common sense
…when planning family gatherings and Christmas parties.
And that plan that clearly won’t work because no-one in the UK has any common sense.
People (sometimes rightly) complain when a government steps in with draconian rules and regulations, but if we’re absolutely honest, when things are left up to the general public, it’s almost always utterly crap and if that happens with this second wave, it’s going to result in a massive disaster both here and there.
Today was (not quite) Black Friday (thanks, AnitaB) and so I either need to gush about the amazing deals I got on a fridge and an air-fryer or lament the sociaital disaster that is rampant consumerism (but perhaps also sneak in the air-fryer).
Sky News spoke to 90s pop stars Right Said Fred (you may remember them from their songs I’m too Sexy and Deeply Dippy) (but hopefully not) about their views on the UK coronavirus lockdown, and while everyone is fully entitled to their views on the UK coronavirus lockdown, is it unfair of me to suggest that Sky News that Sky News find some experts in the field, rather than some bald 90s has-beens who are actually just trying to punt their latest dreadful musical offering?
Would I want to know the opinion of some epidemiological authority on crappy pop music from the end of the last millennium?
So why on earth are we listening to the Fairbrass brothers about UK pandemic policy?
After 8 years of occasional bliss, overnight – while you were sleeping – 6000 miles… moved from South Africa to a new home amongst the bright lights of London town. The Big Smoke, innit.
Not me, obviously. I’m still here. Like I could get a flight anyway. Like I’d go to London anyway.
No: the blog. Away from Afrihost, and hopefully away from all the recent problems from which it has been suffering, and off to a new, more professional, much-recommended host.
The address remains the same. Do not point your browsers elsewhere.
I cannot thank The Guru enough for his monumental efforts and extreme patience in sorting this out for me. From dealing with the slings and arrows of outrageous coding, through to taking arms against a sea of well… actual troubles; and by opposing them, still having to deal with me and my lack of technological knowhow.
I am very grateful, and as soon as Level 5 lockdown is rescinded again in Cape Town, there will be wine.
In the meantime, please enjoy the new, faster, more streamlined and still every bit as poorly written offerings on here.