Me: Please don’t let the Swartland weather be too hot while we’re there this week.
The Swartland weather while we’re there this week:

Right.
Might pack some shorts then.
Me: Please don’t let the Swartland weather be too hot while we’re there this week.
The Swartland weather while we’re there this week:

Right.
Might pack some shorts then.
In amongst the hectique end to the year, there is importance in finding some peace and tranquility.
I’ve been enjoying Ólafur Arnalds’ Ultimate Calm on BBC Sounds.
Beautiful music from every different genre*, but all of it calming and relaxing.
The whole of Season 3 is available now, wherever you are in the world. Seasons 1 and 2 are also there for your enjoyment.
Click through here for several (or more) hours of beautiful music.
* ok, limited thrash metal, tbf.
After having spent much of the evenings this week watching late night footy or being out and about with the Molton Brown boys, I was actually quite knackered and I wasn’t really looking forward to last night’s match at Beautiful Downtown Bramall Lane.
By the way, I do recognise that despite being about football – the number one sport globally – this is still a bit of niche post for most readers, but MMIRIM, so I’m putting it here anyway.
But I watched, and thank [Deity] I did.
Grit, courage, effort, attitude, belief, damn hard work.
What a night.
There’s a thing that I have seen from watching almost several hours of football over the last n years, and that’s that the best teams somehow manage to grind a positive result out of games that they really shouldn’t be able to. And when you don’t play at your best, but you still manage to get a win: that’s the sign of a team that’s going places.
Me though, not so much. The adrenaline coursing through my veins meant that I didn’t get to sleep until about1:30, and amazingly – if anything – I’m more broken this morning than I was going into last night.
EDIT: Look, not everyone enjoyed it.
Here’s an excerpt from a Sunderland fans internet comment about the game:
“Shellshocked doesn’t go far enough to describe how I feel.
I feel utterly numb and inconsolable right now.
I feel like I ought to flog the cheap tat that is Sheffield hallmarked silver that’s in my collection to make a point. That place has always made vastly inferior crap anyway. I hate that village in Yorkshire. I hate everything about it.”
Mate. It was a 1-0 defeat.
Calm your tits, hold onto your silver collection, take a deep breath and try to enjoy your weekend.
Good luck with real life.
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I tried my hardest to watch the Big Match between Liverpool and Real Madrid last night. Sadly, given the Bigger Match between Sheffield United and Oxford United the previous evening, and the Reasonably Sized Match between Newcastle United and West Ham United on Monday evening, in conjunction with the Frankly Ridiculous 2 hour time difference between the UK and SA, I fell somewhat short.
Finding time for adequate sleep is always hard in a European football week.
I did officially make it to 70 minutes when Mo Salah missed his spot kick, but I fear that there may have been a few moments when I may have drifted off, as there are several (or more) bits that I don’t remember. Like these ones, for example:

Kylian Mbappé didn’t have a good night last night. Apart from being kicked all over the field by Liverpool, his team lost and he also missed a penalty.
But it was on spotting the images above that I suddenly had a recollection of seeing all of these moves earlier in the year…



Ah yes. It seems that B-girl Raygun and B-Boy Mbappé are one and the same.
Although her Olympic performance might have been improved with Virgil van Dijk’s boot up her arse.
Maybe an idea for next time?