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The 6000 miles… Black Friday Offer

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It’s Black Friday – the Christmas Day of the Capitalist Year – and to celebrate at 6000 miles… we’re offering you an incredible deal.

Read any post on the 6000 miles… blog today* absolutely free of charge.

To redeem this offer, all you have to do is read any post on the 6000 miles… blog – you’re doing it now – and it’s not costing you a penny or a cent! How good does that feel?

Tell your friends, tell your family, but perhaps most of all, tell your worst enemies, and put them through the torture that at least some** people enjoy endure each and every day.

Once described as:

That complete nonsense you churn out each day

the 6000 miles… blog has been a stalwart of daily South African life for several (or more) years now.

So don’t miss out: read it today, and then read again tomorrow. And then repeat. Often.

This offer is open to anyone with an internet connection and will run until midnight tonight, South African Standard Time, at which point it will just continue.
On and on, ad infinitum, never ever concluding until the end of time.

Terms and Conditions probably apply. Have a great day.

* and on all the other days
** statistics regarding reader numbers may be fabricated at short notice

6000 miles… Black Friday special

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This Black Friday only, take 100% off! blog posts on 6000 Miles From Civilisation…

To take advantage of this unique offer, simply use the code “6000.co.za” in the URL bar at the top of your chosen internet browser.

Quality content* will automatically load, and you are free to read as many posts as you wish at any time during Black Friday and beyond at 100% off! the usual price.

 

 

* – The term “quality content” may refer to content of “good quality” and/or “poor quality”.
– Management accepts no responsibility for your individual perception as to the goodity or baditude of the supplied content.
– Content may previously have been offered at a higher or equal price. 
– No refunds.
– Written in a household that contains nuts.
– T&Cs apply.
– R.O.A.R.
– Have A Nice Day. 

Black Friday at 6000 miles…

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South Africa has been completely taken over by Black Friday. More so this year than all the other years, as Americreep continues to insidiously envelope the entire world, bit by bit.
Next year, we’re going to do Thanksgiving as well. Turkeys.

Probably.

I’ve ignored the phenomenon completely, save for marvelling at all the camera lenses I (still) can’t afford at Orms. They’ve knocked a bit off a lot of nice stuff, but as with a lot of SA retailers, there are none of the HUGE discounts which are the norm in the USA today.

I’m here to remedy that, with an incredible 6000 MILES… BLACK FRIDAY DEAL for my regular readers. And also for everyone else.

In a moment of madness, I have decided to give you all up to 90% (Ninety Per Cent) off your 6000 miles… read today. Forget the 10% that [a jewellery store] is willing to discount your necklace. Roll your eyes at the 50% that [a well-known supermarket] is giving you off your instant coffee (limit of 6 per customer). And laugh loudly and falsely right in the face of [the online retailer] whose site isn’t even working.

lol wut? Remind me how your business works again? (aside from repeatedly breaking promises on delivery times)

Anyway, enough of taking the piss out of the opposition. I am offering ALL POSTS on 6000 miles… for an incredible NINE TENTHS OFF for TODAY ONLY!!

To take advantage of this amazing offer, simply read ANY POSTS on the site between the hours of 12 midnight this morning and… er… 12 midnight this evening, and pay JUST 10% of the usual fee of R0 (£0, $0). You will not find a better discocunt anywhere today.

Remember: IT’S JUST FOR TODAY: BLACK FRIDAY!!! BUY! BUY! BUY!

bye bye