I tried my hardest to watch the Big Match between Liverpool and Real Madrid last night. Sadly, given the Bigger Match between Sheffield United and Oxford United the previous evening, and the Reasonably Sized Match between Newcastle United and West Ham United on Monday evening, in conjunction with the Frankly Ridiculous 2 hour time difference between the UK and SA, I fell somewhat short.
Finding time for adequate sleep is always hard in a European football week.
I did officially make it to 70 minutes when Mo Salah missed his spot kick, but I fear that there may have been a few moments when I may have drifted off, as there are several (or more) bits that I don’t remember. Like these ones, for example:

Kylian Mbappé didn’t have a good night last night. Apart from being kicked all over the field by Liverpool, his team lost and he also missed a penalty.
But it was on spotting the images above that I suddenly had a recollection of seeing all of these moves earlier in the year…



Ah yes. It seems that B-girl Raygun and B-Boy Mbappé are one and the same.
Although her Olympic performance might have been improved with Virgil van Dijk’s boot up her arse.
Maybe an idea for next time?