Category: annoying people

A local Facebook moonbat

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Sadly introduced (digitally) to my timeline this morning. I’m not naming names: that won’t help anybody. But just know that there are people like this well inside the confines of the Lentil Curtain, and this one has been going at it for many years now. Of course, all the prophecies of upcoming death and doom have expired and the goalposts moved, just like last week’s Rapture. But they’ve then been regenerated and reinvented to be twisted into whatever is going on in the world these days.

Rinse. And repeat.

First thing was the fire on the mountain above Camps Bay yesterday. Thankfully rapidly extinguished, but there are still ongoing investigations in to the cause.
Lightning strike? Unlikely.
Discarded cigarette? Very possibly.
Vagrants’ fire? Almost certainly.
Or…

More fuel load incoming. Heavy metals via Geoengineering. Today are heat warnings danger to humans and environment….hmmmm I wonder why…….metals create a magnifying glass effect burning everything with the sun rays and absorbing all the moisture.

All for “climate change” and the “sustainable goals”. The WEF/UN/BILL GATES ERADICATION OF ALL LIFE ON THIS EARTH. DOWN TO ZERO EQUALS ZERO LIFE ON EARTH. That will eventually also include all the politicians who execute the devils orders.

Ja. Well. Maybe that too.
Or maybe not.

So what is “Climate Change” exactly, then?

I’m amazed that there’s no mention of 5G.

Oh. Wait:

Have you ever considered that we are poisoned by heavy metal’s nano particulates from Geoengineering and 5G radiation sickness which are coincidentally the same symptoms as “flu” and “Covid” and that your body is showing signs of toxicity when having “flu like symptoms” and is actually trying to rid the body of the poison.

Have you ever considered using punctuation?

Their social media page is full of this sort of nonsense, along with the whole Bill Gates, WEF, NWO, Illuminati, ACDP, anti-vax, pro-Trump, chemtrails, sovereign citizen stuff. Every bingo box ticked.

There is one weird anomaly I did spot though: loads and loads of articles about trucks/HGVs crashing – both in SA and all over the rest of the world. How on earth does that tie…

These accidents are not normal. Something is happening to drivers…via jab and satellite…and 5G…somehow the mechanics of the mode of transport is interfered with. Any sane person who observes all these daily truck accidents especially all over the country and the world can see there is a deliberate attempt to end private vehicle ownership and also to thwart logistics so that they can usher in their CBDC and have food shortages so that humanity is on their bare knees accepting their pre planned solution.

…in with the whole weird agenda thing? Oh. Got it.

But thank goodness she’s lucky enough to live in Cape Town – right in the City Bowl, nogal – and can keep an eye on the local City Council who (allegedly, lol):

…receive trillions for “climate change”. Everything they implement is for the death and destruction of nature and anything living and breathing.
1) Geoengineering weather warfare
2) LED STREET LIGHTS
3) 5G death towers
4) concrete jungle developments
5) COVID PLANDEMICS & more coming

Honestly, a lot of people criticise local government for not doing enough. But it seems like Cape Town has been going above and beyond. I mean, you could argue that they’re only really responsible for the LED STREET LIGHTS on this list. Surely they’re not big enough to do the COVID PLANDEMICS (plural??!?) and the Geoengineering weather warfare as well That’s surely got to be more on a national or international level. And the 5G death towers and concrete jungle developments are delegated out to private business.

Say what you like about their nefarious schemes; the organisation is an actual marvel to behold. Honestly, I think that anyone who can bring nations together like that deserves to dominate the world.

BUT THEN: I found out that this person owns an Airbnb in the city which offers Wifi and has LED lighting.
Clearly complicit in the New World Order.

Surprisingly, none of the ads for the place mention the horrific conditions, the “heavy metals”, the “Aluminum, Barium, Strontium, Graphene oxide trashing the skies” and that the “poisoned air=cancer” in Cape Town that the owner complains about on social media every day.

But I guess that wouldn’t really make for many bookings.

On Trump and Tylenol

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In an opening paragraph dripping with sarcasm, as the Marmalade Moron and his brainworm-addled side gimp gave us the answers to autism yesterday (see below), I was reminded of the other times that grifting politicians had helped out humanity by miraculously discovering causes and cures for well-known ailments.

OK, it’s mainly HIV and Covid, but still…

How could we forget Manto Tshabalala-Msimang – our ex-Health Minister, and now also ex-alive – who claimed that HIV could be prevented by a diet of beetroot, garlic, lemons, olive oil and African potatoes?

President (not then and thankfully not now) Jacob Zuma who did have relations with that woman, but then took a shower to prevent infection with HIV.

Let’s not omit Yahya Jammeh, ex-despotic leader of Gambia and all-round bastard:

whose only positive contribution to society was curing people of AIDS using herbs and prayer.
On Thursdays. Seriously.

Amazingly, despite all of these interventions almost 20 years ago, the spread and impact of HIV seems to have been best controlled by the rollout of ARVs and PrEP.

Weird that.

Bringing things a little bit back to the present, Covid brought all the weirdos back out of the woodwork.

Let’s stay in Africa with Tanzania’s ex-President John Magufuli and his plan to get rid of Covid by inhaling steam, and using herbs and prayer.

“You inhale while you pray to God, you pray while farming maize, potatoes, so that you can eat well and corona fails to enter your body. They will scare you a lot, my fellow Tanzanians, but you should stand firm.”

Didn’t really work for him, as he allegedly contracted Covid-19 and died from heart complications a couple of weeks later, but that’s not to say he was wrong.

Well, it is.

Trump told us to use Hydroxychloroquine to combat Covid, but then again, he also said that we should inject bleach to rid ourselves of the virus. Is there really anyone so stupid as to actually do that, though?

Yes, of course there is.

And then there’s his Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. What a goon.

He despises “Big Pharma” while still punting Ivermectin (made by… er… “Big Pharma”) as the cure for everything (it’s not). And he studiously ignores the ills of “Big Supplement” and “Big Snake Oil” while repeatedly and completely dismissing “Real Science” – including denying that HIV is the causal agent of AIDS and suggesting that 5G masts are being used to control our behaviour.

In which case, could someone please switch him off?

But back to that theatre show last night, hinted at by the Tangerine Twat over the weekend:

“Tomorrow we’re going to have one of the biggest announcement[s] … medically, I think, in the history of our country,” he said. “I think you’re going to find it to be amazing. I think we found an answer to autism.”

A whole 5 months of no research have got them further than every other scientist ever. These guys are superhuman. So it turns out that it was Tylenol all along, then? That’s slightly differnt to RFK Jr.’s previous assertions that it was vaccines and/or environmental toxins, but hey, the facts really don’t matter here.

They never have.

As Trump said yesterday:

“It’s not that everything’s 100% understood or known, but I think we’ve made a lot of strides.”

Oh, I think that there are a few things that we can 100% understand and know. And one of those is that literally whatever these two clowns state as the truth is completely the opposite. Once again, it’s the experts versus the grifters.

I’m really not sure what the Salmon Shithead and his sidekick stand to gain from this ridiculous “discovery”. I’m sure that there will be money in it somewhere for them. Because it surely can’t be the fame in being the guys who rid the world of autism, given that nothing they have said is going to make the slightest bit of difference to those diagnoses.

And as we noted above, time will tell and history will judge – and ridicule – their ongoing nonsensical, alleged “scientific” triumphs.

Sadly, in the meantime, there will be more complications in pregnancy as mothers-to-be avoid a completely harmless medication and instead choose to “fight like hell” (his words) to only take it in cases of extreme fever.

“There’s no downside”

said Trump, being wrong yet again. Because:

“While you’re pregnant, experiencing uncontrolled fevers or some of the side effects from pain, such as high blood pressure, will be a lot more detrimental to a developing baby and a mother than paracetamol will be,” said Dr Monique Botha, who studies bias in autism research at the University of Durham.

My advice?

Listen to the experts, none of whom were the ones talking bullshit at the White House last night.

Coming (going?) soon…

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I was making plans for a Heritage Day braai on Wednesday, but honestly, what’s the point when the world is going to end tomorrow?

And it’s a South African pastor who has predicted it:

“The rapture is upon us, whether you are ready or not,” exclaimed Pastor Joshua Mhlakela. “God took me to see the future… and there in heaven, in the throne room, I see Jesus sitting… and I could hear him very loud and clear saying, ‘I am coming soon.’”

It sounds like maybe Mhlakela got there just after Mrs God had shouted that dinner was ready or something, I don’t know.

But much like all the other times that the world has been ending for religious (rather than thermonuclear war) reasons, this also won’t happen and there will be some quick goalpost moving, some pathetic explanation trotted out for the pathetically gullible, and we’ll all move on again – until next time.

Just remember to get your loyalty card stamped.

Of course, not only has organised religion been deeply involved in this sort of nonsense for many years, this time, it’s also all been fuelled and amplified by that highest of intellectual forums: TikTok.

Obviously, if it does happen (which it clearly won’t), I’m going to look a bit silly, but that’s a chance that I am willing to take. And if you look at what the Bible says will precede the big day (and you’re willing to tweak the words a bit and put a bit of spin on it), then you can absolutely see why some people genuinely think that Pastor Mhlakela might have got it spot on. War, famine, earthquakes (at a stretch) and widespread abandonment of the church.

And actually, maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad thing. We humans do seem to be insistent on destroying the planet (and each other) as best we can. You can see why the Big Guy Upstairs might choose now to pull the plug.

But honestly, if all the insufferable Christians get beamed up, maybe the world would be a better place.

And if we can stretch it out to Wednesday, then I can paraphrase Matthew 24:40-42:

“Two men will be braai’ing together in the garden; one will be taken, the other left. Two women will be sorting the salads inside; one will be taken, the other left. So you, too, must keep watch! For you don’t know what time your Lord is coming, and whether He’s going to arrive late with a whole frozen spatchcocked chicken.”

The worst braai guest.

See you tomorrow. And see you Wednesday, too.
Really, I will.

US (no) Vaccine News

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There’s plenty going on in the world of the anti-vaxxers over in that weird place, with Florida rolling back the years to the happier times of diphtheria, polio and chicken pox because of [checks notes] “slavery”.

Right.

And then a couple of days later, a voice of reason piped up with this line:

“I think those vaccines should be used. Otherwise, some people are going to catch it and they are going to endanger other people.”

And that voice of reason was [checks notes] [checks notes again] [and again]… er… it was Donald Trump.

What?

At a White House event, the president added: “You have vaccines that work. They just pure and simple work. They’re not controversial at all, and I think those vaccines should be used.”

He went on to say, “The polio vaccine I think is amazing. A lot of people think that Covid is amazing. When you don’t have controversy at all, I think people should take it.”

What?

I’m so confused right now.

Thankfully(?), he reverted to type a 4 days later, amplifying a post from anti-vaxxer and [wow, there’s a lot of note checking to be done today, sorry] vaccine advisor to the Department of Health, David Grier.

Trump posted an undated video clip on Truth Social of anti-vaccine activists Mark and David Geier discussing thimerosal in vaccines with the text on the clipped video reading: ‘They’re ALL poison. Every. Single. One.’ David Geier has been leading an inquiry within the Department of Health and Human Services, at the direction of Trump and Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., into debunked assertions of a link between vaccines and autism.

Yes, David Grier that you read about here.

David Geier has written several papers on the alleged dangers of vaccines in causing developmental disorders in children, several of them funded by the non-profit Institute of Chronic Illnesses (ICI), Inc.

The CEO of the Institute of Chronic Illnesses (ICI), Inc. is one David Grier.

Everywhere else in America rolling back the years to happier time when kids died from measles. And the latest hotspot is Chicago. And the best bit about the latest patient in Chicago – an unvaccinated 4 year old – is that they had recently travelled through O’Hare Airport, which handles almost 300,000 passengers a day.

The public might have been exposed on Thursday, September 11 at O’Hare International Airport, at terminal 5 between the hours of about 7:30 a.m. and 11 a.m.

Fantastic news. It’s proper Outbreak stuff. But with less Ebola.

Elsewhere in the States, dyslexic anti-vaxxers are being blamed for a serious of attacks on beauty salons…

It’s a rubbish joke, but I still laughed, because otherwise, I’d still be crying.

Gone

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Finally. The manager that no-one wanted in the first place, has been sacked.

And what a waste of three months.

Sure, he’s ruined the season already, with everyone else having a 5-game and a +11 goal difference start on us, and why would we trust the club’s owners to bring in the right person this time around after they shocked us with this drivel mid-summer?

But it’s a step in the right direction and I don’t know whether to play Kool & The Gang’s Celebration or Yazz’s The Only Way Is Up (older fans of the Blades will remember this from the end of many matches around the end of the 80s).

Either way, possibly – hopefully – the season starts now. #UTB