This will not end well

With the economy as it is at the moment, unemployment rife and actual inflation a whole lot more than the figures say it should be – R52 for a litre of fruit juice: WTF?!? – you can’t blame South Africans for wanting to try and save a bit here and there.

But there are things which you should try yourself, and there are things that you shouldn’t. Lest we forget that during lockdown, homemade pineapple beer became very popular. But homemade alcohol can be dangerous. Pineapple beer killed at least two people and another homebrew killed 19 more.

So, one can only imagine where this idea is going to lead:

Honestly, what could go wrong? I mean, I can’t be alone in seeing ruined engines, garage fires and yes, some people drinking the stuff “just to see how it tastes”.

Biodiesel is produced through a multi-step process called transesterification that requires the mixing, heating, cooling and filtration of the oils or fats combined with methanol and a catalyst.

Methanol is what killed those 19 people.

Common catalysts are caustic potash (potassium hydroxide) or caustic soda (sodium hydroxide).

Ah Jesus. Caustic soda is called “caustic” for a reason. Potash is what dissolved Desmond Tutu’s body.
I’m just saying.

The process is quite intricate but does not require higher-grade chemistry.

While this line is clearly meant to indicate just how straightforward the process is, I can’t help but read it and think that we’re going to have people who only got to Grade 7 in General Science having a pop at making gallons and gallons of this highly flammable liquid in their homes.

Several websites provide guides on the process,

Oh, well that’s ok then. As long as the loadshedding doesn’t take the internet out at some vital stage or other.

Despite the alleged savings which could be made, I’m putting this article – and the whole idea of homemade diesel – down as a really bad idea.

Don’t do this.

More of this please

Having just experienced several (or more) airport security checks, together with the inevitable queuing for each, I fully endorse this new suggested approach, presumably aimed at speeding the process up.

Yep. Byee!

It may seem a little heavy-handed, but when you’ve been standing in a line of people watching each and every individual in front of you be told the same thing over and over and over again, and then when it comes to your turn after 45 minutes and you’re not ready…?

You deserve all the nasty things: including not being allowed to get on your flight and go on your holiday.

Voetsek!

That said (and stood by), none of the processes were the same across our 6-airport trip. Not even for Doha which we went through twice. Sometimes laptop in, sometimes laptop out. Sometime belt on, sometimes belt off. Sometimes shoes on, sometimes shoes off. And that was weird and irritating. All were thorough, but if I had to order them, then most lax would be Cape Town, and the most thorough would be (the notorious) Ronaldsway. Gatwick, Dublin and Doha(x2) were somewhere in the middle. But while each one was slightly different, there was still plenty of time to learn each protocol as you approached, so no excuses for not knowing what was imminently coming up.

We didn’t miss any flights, although there was one close call (after a delayed arrival and the usual mess at security – and this on a transfer side of the airport, so every passenger there had recently experienced a security check, and yet many still seemed bewildered as to what was going on), so I fully support this new proposed plan for getting (me) through airport security a bit more quickly.

Lazy Day

I should have done a lot more than I did today. A late start, well-deserved as we are still trying to get back into the swing and the routine of normal life. And then… nothing really happened. I should have gone to gym. I didn’t. Instead, a bit of golf, a bit of cricket, some football.

Watching, obviously. Not playing. That would be far too much effort.

And that’s about it. Except to say that American golf fans are annoying. And Brian Harman’s addressing of the ball is annoying. Golf generally is a bit annoying though, so maybe they fit in quite nicely.
And I feel like a bit of a fraud even showing a modicum of interest.

Especially as my favourite golfist isn’t there.

I got chills

Thankfully, there appears to be very limited (if any) multiplication thereof.

But wow. It’s COLD in Cape Town. Beautifully sunny and crisp, but COLD. Look at this from this morning:

Ostensibly, it was 3oC before the gentle breeze straight from Antarctica kicked in. But to be honest, once you get down to that level of temperature, it becomes very hard to tell the difference between -1 and 3 anyway.

This is unusually cold for Cape Town, but then it’s been a rather unusual winter so far:

Then again, cold and wet is the default for Cape winters, so I guess that a bit colder and wetter than normal isn’t too much of a thing.

But I’m very glad for the fireplace today.

Andrá

I mentioned here that Sigur Rós had provided the soundtrack to the trip up North. Their new album, full of dramatic, orchestral soundscapes, was perfect for the moody mountains of Western Ireland, for the sunshine on the Manx hills against the dark, thundery clouds, and as an antidote to the frankly ridiculously busy London streets.

And the latest release, Andrá, is among my favourite tracks on there. But this is more than just a music post, and that is more than a music video.

“I wished to show how Sigur Rós is the soundtrack of our lives through happiness, pain, hope, grief, and love. The short documentary, Andrá, celebrates the way in which Sigur Rós captures and channels the humanity that unites us all.” —Katya Gimro

Brilliantly, the official video is a mini-documentary of the song fitting into people’s live, by tapping into and reflecting whatever emotions they may currently be feeling. I know that you don’t have 10 minutes to spare, but if you do, use them here. And if you only have 5, then start here and just watch.

And there is so much joy and sadness in this one song, you can absolutely see how it can – like a wily mind-reader – find the right answers no matter the subject. The people above are hearing the song for the first time, and their differing reactions are amazing.

Incredible song, incredible video. Incredible holiday.