The Parenting Bunny On Tour

I’m pleased and proud to say that I am Guest Blogger of the Day at Tanya Kovarsky’s Rattle And Mum blog today. Let’s hope that this endeavour goes better than last time I guest blogged, which ended up with me collecting an amazing range of personal insults and several (or more) threats to my life.

However, today’s subject is no less edgy [really? – Ed.], catchily-entitled Slaying The Stereotype Of The One-Parent, Two-Parent Family, and wherein I comprehensively fail to change anyone’s mind about how little paternal effort and thought typically goes into bringing up children.

That failure aside though, please do go and support my efforts anyway, but keep the insults to yourselves this time.

Thanks.

The 5 Best Toys Of All Time

At a time when parents start panicking about Christmas gifts for the young ones, please enjoy this review of “The 5 Best Toys Of All Time” on Wired.com.

Here at GeekDad we review a lot of products — books, toys, gadgets, software — and I know it’s impossible for most parents to actually afford all of the cool stuff that gets written up. Heck, most of us can’t afford it either, and we’re envious of the person who scored a review copy of a cool board game or awesome gizmo. (Disclosure: that person is probably me.) So while we love telling you about all the cool stuff that’s out there, I understand that as parents we all have limited budgets and we sometimes need help narrowing down our wishlists.

So to help you out, I’ve worked really hard to narrow down this list to five items that no kid should be without. All five should fit easily within any budget, and are appropriate for a wide age range so you get the most play out of each one. These are time-tested and kid-approved! And as a bonus, these five can be combined for extra-super-happy-fun-time.

I went into the article, ready to disagree with some American subjective approach. I came out understanding and concurring with just about every word he wrote. “GeekDad” Jonathan Liu brings us a sobering reminder that childhood doesn’t have to be all about PS3, LeapPads and Wii.

His list – complete with reasoned argument for each entry – reads as follows:

  1. Stick
  2. Box
  3. String
  4. Cardboard tube
  5. Dirt

And yes, he’s correct, although I’d also possibly have ball, bucketriver, vuvuzela & rubber chicken on standby.

He’s even followed it up with another article, in which he rates water as the Sixth Best Toy Of All Time, pipping “rock”, “bubble-wrap”, “ball” and “tape” to the post. It’s worth a read.

That quote, immortalised

Those of you who follow me on twitter or have befriended me on facebook may have heard mention of this yesterday evening, but those media are transient and temporary, whereas this blog has delusions of permanence about itself.
And that’s why I’m putting this up here; so that in years to come, I can return to this place, see it again and have a(nother) little giggle.

It happened while I was bathing the kids last night. We’d just watched the International Space Station pass over Cape Town (something that the kids love) and we were talking about why the space shuttle was up there, attached to the ISS, and what it was doing.

It was then that Alex came out with that quote:

Dad, how come you know everything and Mum doesn’t?

It took a couple of seconds to register and then I had to walk to the bathroom door to quietly guffaw until I cried. I was met there by my wife, who had also heard what her son had to say as she was coming up the stairs, and had that “Don’t you dare say anything” look on her face. Not that I could have talked anyway – I was creased from laughing.

The kids spent this morning watching some spectacular images on the NASA streaming video feed as the shuttle undocked from the ISS for the last time. I spent the morning getting emails about how much bandwidth I was using.

And knowing everything, obviously.

Gecko

There was a sudden shout from Alex’s room this evening, during his reading time before lights out. I was up there like a shot, not because I was hugely concerned for his well-being (he’s a big boy now), but more because I didn’t want him to wake his sister, who has recently developed an aversion to bedtime. Putting her down to sleep once a evening is quite enough of an ordeal.

As I walked in, I could see that the boy was ready to burst with news.

“Well,” he began. “I was just lying down and then I saw him on the ceiling.”
I looked up to where he was pointing and there was a gravity defying gecko, all of 1½ inches long.

“Are you going to get a ladder?” he asked. (My son, not the gecko.)
“No, I think I can reach if I stand on your bed.”

“He can stay in here if he wants. I don’t mind if he wants to stay in my room and eat stuff.”

As parents, we have instilled into our children the fact that geckos are actually good – they eat flies, mozzies and other irritating flying things.
Geckos aren’t something to be scared of – they are our friends.
I have also instilled the same thing about spiders.
While Mrs 6000 also agrees that spiders eat flies, mozzies and other irritating flying things, she will kill them on sight.
Double the number of legs, double the number of standards.

“I don’t think he’ll want to stay in here, Alex. He belongs outside.”
Mentally, I prepared for the fight and the consequences to his sister’s slumbers and my evening’s plans.

But no. There was a moment of disappointment, then:
“Yeah. He might eat my radio and my clock. That wouldn’t be good.”

I was going to point out that that scenario was very, very unlikely.
But then sensibly, I chose not to.