The “Secret Location” ad

I was on some social medium the other day, when I got served this, by local AirBnb clone LekkeSlaap.
I’ve no problem with getting adverts from LekkeSlaap – we’ve used them a few times and their service is good and the places are great.

This ad didn’t really work for me though.

Because if you are going to tempt and tease us with a “Secret Location”, then it doesn’t really help to put the full address at the bottom of the screen. Suddenly, it’s not really “Secret”.

So, my “guess where” is Hantamland, Calvinia, Northern Cape.
Because it says that at the bottom of the screen.

Am I right? I am?

Wow. Who knew?

It does look pretty cool though… [and includes the obligatory wood-fired hot tub]

And if the aim of any advert is to draw attention to your product, then hey: it’s worked.

A fire in Hout Bay – but why?

A fire, indeed. And I should know, because I was there, watching the horseriding and watching the helicopters picking up water from the dam up the road and dumping it all over the fire in question.

There seem to have been more fires than usual in this fire season, but I’m not sure if that’s actually the case or if because some people are suggesting that might the case, we’re all now more aware and the numbers are being blown out of all proportion. The News Phenomenon, as it’s apparently known.

It has been very dry, but dryness alone isn’t enough to start a fire. So what is the actual cause of all these blazes? I wasn’t sure, so I turned to a social media comments section for incisive opinion and accurate information. As you do.

And here’s what I found:

The helicopter was passing by in paarl than the chopper turn around ,the helicopter was like high in the sky than i whats it the hole time

Quite reasonably, I almost gave up at this point, but my readers need answers, and so I persevered.

And here’s what I found:

As far as responsibility for this Hout Bay fire goes, the jury was split. Very split.
There were many suggestions:
Arson.
Arsen.
Schoolkids.
Self-inflicted.
Various political parties: MK, DA, EFF, ANC all got honourable mentions.
Donald Trump.
Terrorism.
“The Fire Lily industry.”
– Fire lilies in this case are flowers that bloom after veldfires (and only after veldfires). But there is no Fire Lily industry. Yet. Still, I love the thought that has gone into this one.

There were a few calls for the death penalty to be introduced for arson. Which seems a bit harsh.
And there were lots of people praying for a swift resolution to the fires, but no-one actually blaming god for them happening in the first place.

But this a social media comments section, so anything goes.

Because then there were the loonies:
“Manufactured fires used as a weapon to poison the population.”
Zionists.
Electric cars.

And then there was the Queen Loony, Lorna Cayton, who gave us these gems:
Nexrad HAARP
DEWS!

But then during the COVID years, Lorna Cayton told us that wearing a mask was a Pagan ritual, and the use of forehead thermometers was a means of shooting an infra-red beam into your pineal gland.

So maybe it wasn’t Nexrad HAARP or the DEWS! after all.

Who knew?

Some people appear lucky to have avoided this particular incident. “Doglady Minky” said:

So so sad for all the lives affected, animals and humans?

i almost moved into a beautiful thatched house in that area and my biggest concern was the safety of my animals ?

And it’s not like we’re out of the fire season yet: as one commenter remarked:

More.fires..shame.man..now homes being damaged very badly.

Will this 2026 Fire Season running all the way into April this Year X 4 ? ? ? ?

XXXXX ?? ?? ?? ?? ??

11 : 11 Love 11 : 11

Which I think asks the important question we’re all introspectively asking: Will this 2026 Fire Season running all the way into April this Year X 4 ? ? ? ?

I guess that we can only wait and see.

Long Tuesday

It’s been a scorcher of a day, and it’s far from over.

Two meetings – one at school and one in the neighbourhood – will keep us out until after 9, and honestly, I could really do with being in bed already. The heat is manageable in the short-term, but draining overall.

It seems likely (and sensible) that I head to bed early this evening, what with the 18 (eighteen) simultaneous Champions League ties to look forward(?) to tomorrow evening. It’ll surely be a late one.

Currently, I’m in a car park (not that one), waiting for Art Class to finish, and going through some photos looking for one to put on my office wall. Something big and colourful. I’ve found a lot of big, and a lot of colourful, but the circles apparently only just overlap. And you can’t have something second-rate on a wall you see each and every day. It needs to be good and it needs to mean something. I’m struggling with the brief.

And so maybe I’ll wander over to the far side of the field and watch a bit of cricket.

The last bit of relaxation before a hectic evening.

Another reason to buy in Zone 1

City Centre living. It isn’t for everyone. And if Cape Town is anything to go by (and it is), it’s damn expensive too.

But other than the convenience of your office being right on the doorstep, what else is there to justify the massive price tag?

I’m sorry, did you say “immediate obliteration in the event of a nuclear strike”? – that sounds perfect!

Not that there’s likely to be a nuclear war, of course. The two guys controlling about 90% of the world’s nuclear missiles seem decent, sensible and reasonable, and not at all deranged.

Yeah. Maybe it’s worth that extra million quid to get that little place in Westminster. Far better than the prolonged agony of the daily commute (and then the protracted dying, should the worst actually happen) of the outlying areas.

How does this relate to Cape Town? It doesn’t really. Missiles can’t reach this far, and if they could, we still have a big mountain to hide behind, and the South Easter will take all the radiation away within a couple of minutes.

Graphic from here.

Not enough

Bit knackered this evening. But I’ve worked out the reason why.

Getting back into the rhythm and routine of the school term shouldn’t really be a struggle, but it seems no-one has told my body that.

Can’t keep going on like that.

But…

On the plus side, I had a great drive around the peninsula today, with some great colours and occasional wildlife on show.

More of that another time though, as there’s a goodbye braai to enjoy this evening, as the sun descends on another smoky Cape Town afternoon.

Not sure which one(s) of these is making the sunset quite so orange this evening, but while it’s pretty, it’s never good news.