Internet ads

Love them or hate them (and honestly you’re a bit of a weirdo if you’re in the former camp), they’re part of our everyday browsing and doomscrolling experience. And I get the gist how they work: looking at your behaviour online, and then targeting ads to best lever a little more money out of you for the things that you know, love and need.

Except… they don’t always quite hit the mark, do they?

No.

I promise you that I have not looked up, discussed or in any way browsed anything to do with condoms in the last twenty-plus years. But still, I got a condom ad this weekend. But it wasn’t actually the condom bit that really confused me. It was the combination of products that I was being offered.

Because for me (and each to their own here), nothing completes a night of passion avec perles et nervures (oh la la!) than a bit of time spent poisoning rodents. And it’s even better when your presevatifs and pellets are 55% off.

Talk about killing the mice mood.

Take this flight ad. Decent prices, sure. We usually put the R in front of the number, but whatever.
But wait a second…

Newcastle-upon-Tyne (a bit random) 3½ times the price of a flight to London? I reckon I could pop on a Kevlar vest and get the train from Heathrow to Tyneside for less than that R6150.

Just.

But beagle-eyed readers will have spotted an additional issue here. Yes, the flight to Cape Town (one way, subject to availability, change and search dates). R589 does seem quite cheap until you realise that you’re already in Cape Town. Turn up to the check-in desk, present your ticket to the agent and prepare to be looked at a bit funny.

“Er… Sir. You’re here.”
“I know. What a bargain, right? Got it on an internet ad.”

And then you look at the price for Joburg and you do some rudimentary calculations and you work out that maybe the internet thinks you’re in Bloemfontein or Kimberley.

Why would anyone be there?

And even if they were, it still doesn’t explain the condoms and rat poison thing, does it?

Finally (for this post, at least) there’s this:

What a selection.

Selected for me, though?

“Tempting Whisper” Body Wash – no.
Brown Onion Soup – no.
Coffee pods – ok, yes.
Deep Heat Spray – only on Wednesdays.
Cesar 100g – pretty sure that’s not actually a lamb.
Cat Food Sticks – absolutely not.

The thing is, they’re wasting their money with all this misaimed stuff, and that means that the prices for the things that I do want to buy from them (from all the ads above, it’s honestly only the coffee) are just that little bit more expensive.

It does make for a good blog post every now and again though, I guess.

Kids on Halloween

It was never a huge thing when I was a child, but it to be fair, that was quite a while ago. And in a different country. But I think it’s fair to say that Halloween gets bigger each and every year. Our kids used to have a blast with it, and with South Africa being South Africa, there’s actually a lot of sense in having an organised thing with parents going along too, and it’s even better if your neighbourhood makes an effort. (Ours does.)

I think our kids have grown out of it now, but we’re still paying it forward by supporting the younger ones in the area who want to get dressed up and have some fun.

And then I saw this piece by a Registered Dietician on YLE. It’s consise, it’s sensible, it’s full of science and evidence. In short, it’s great Scientific Communication from an expert.

And I thought that it was exactly the thing that worried parents needed to see. So I thought I’d share it.

And I thought that I’d also do a very quick overview of it, because there are just a few main points which can be summarised really quickly, and which you can dive into on the link above, should you feel the need.

I’ll warn you now, the first one will be contentious.

1. Sugar highs are not a thing.

OMG – he went there! And I hear you begin with your “But my kid…”

No!

We all have our stories about too much fudge at the Steam Rally, but over 100 years of scientific research says it simply isn’t a thing. Sorry.

Sugar highs are more likely a combination of the environment and our expectations as parents.

See?

2. Food dyes in sweets aren’t really a problem.

They’re well regulated, and the safety thresholds really aren’t going to be an issue for your child.

The bigger issue isn’t the dyes themselves, but the colourful, highly processed foods they’re often found in – usually high in sugar and low in nutrients. That’s something to think about for everyday diets, not for occasional treats like Halloween or holidays.

Important to note that we’re talking about one-off fun days here. Different rules apply for medium and long-term sweet eating. And so they should.

3. Handle the sweeties carefully.

There’s a really good section in the article with some great advice for how to spread the kids’ haul over the evening and the following days.

Basically, plan ahead, be reasonable, be ready to negotiate, and don’t make too big a deal out of the situation. It’s one evening, not a regular day-to-day thing over their lifetime.

4. What’s the real danger on Halloween?

This is the biggie for me. Not food dyes, not sugar, not “drugs and razor blades” in the treats they pick up.

Cars. It’s cars.

Now, I know this is America, and it’s darker earlier there in October. But even in an South African context, this makes sense. There will be a lot of excited, young kids out crossing roads where there would usually not be any excited, young kids crossing roads.

Obviously, parents need to keep an eye on their children, but equally, there’s no harm in drivers in residential areas taking note of the unusual circumstances and slowing down a bit.
Or a lot, if you’re an average local driver.

And then this, which makes the most sense of all.

The Bottom Line
Childhood is painfully short.
Let’s keep the magic of Halloween alive without letting sugar or guilt haunt us.

Great use of the word “haunt” there. I saw that.

Go and have some fun. Let them run riot for a couple of hours (not near roads). Let them be kids.

There is no diesel in Cape Town

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there is no diesel in Cape Town.

I went to a filling station earlier this afternoon and they didn’t have any diesel, and then I did some rudimentary extrapolation, and now apparently, there is no diesel anywhere in Cape Town.

That’s 1/1 or 100% of filling stations which did not have diesel.

And if you think that’s not quite comprehensive enough a study, then add to that the fact that every extrapolation that I have done today has proven that there is no diesel in Cape Town.

That’s 1/1 or 100% of the extrapolations that I have done which have proven that there is no diesel in Cape Town.

Worrying times.

Another video

A quieter video.
Because this morning, I did try to watch a bit of the live stream video that I suggested to you yesterday.

But wow. It was a tough watch. Mainly because of the Boksburg accents and the general varbe, boet.

It’s Dawie Louw Drarving A Nissan R Thurty Farve Skar Larn, Rarnd The Rart Hander, Klaapping A Tarm Of Free Forty Farve Point Naught, Boet.

Eish.

162kph average speed from a standing start, though. Impressive.

But here’s something a bit more gentle and easy, which I also heard yesterday and which made me smile and sing along.

Beautiful song.

Today was Founder’s Day at school, with at least one proud dad moment, and this afternoon is going to be napping, football and an evening braai.

All good in the sunshine.

Speed Classic Cape Town

Car racing is not really my thing, but there’s been a lot of buzz about this inaugural hill climb around the slopes of Table Mountain (it’s actually a bit more Devil’s Peak, but who’s counting) this weekend.

Up to 10,000 spectators expected, and a lot of road closures and pain for anyone working in town and living down south, but… another event to land Cape Town on the global map of… events, I guess.

There’s racing 8am-3pm on Saturday and 9am-5pm on Sunday, so plenty to see, although they are still trying to sell tickets, so I’m not sure how successful it has all been.

Yet.

Livestream stuff is available here for all event on both days, and I’ll try to remember to have a look in at some time.

Have fun if you are going along.