Blue Flag

I might be on a nice little island with some lovely beaches, but are any of them Blue Flag Beaches?

Well, actually, no.

While Mauritius is making efforts to achieve Blue Flag status for its beaches, and some beaches have the potential for it, there are no universally recognized Blue Flag beaches listed in the search results for 2025.

Although the water here is stunningly blue and appears to be crystal clear.

Back home, however, Cape Town is full of Blue Flags:

Yep:

  • Bikini Beach
  • Camps Bay
  • Clifton 4th
  • Fish Hoek
  • Llandudno
  • Melkbosstrand
  • Muizenberg
  • Silwerstroomstrand

As ever though, (some of) the locals are accusing the city of “paying” for the titles (that’s not how it works), complaining that their local beach (not on the list) isn’t very clean, or quite simply inventing weird reasons why Cape Town shouldn’t have any Blue Flag Beaches.

Ah yes, the old “orange urine” thing.
And that “continuous” issue.

You might want to see a doctor, Johann.

But I don’t think there’s much danger of that sort of thing, really. Let’s say that 10,000 people each urinate 250ml into the ocean. That’s a total of 2,500 litres of wee. And that sounds a lot until you understand that the volume of the South Atlantic is 160,000,000,000,000,000,000 litres. (That’s 160 million km3).

I think that’s going to be pretty diluted.

I think we’re going to be ok.

As for me – I’m going to take my chances with the Indian Ocean outside my door.

Happy Swimming!

Dogs in Chernobyl have mysteriously started turning blue over the last week

Nothing to see here.

No nuclear wasps.

No radioactive shrimp from Walmart.

Just some random dogs turning blue pretty close to the site of the world’s biggest nuclear disaster. (So far.)

As you can see, not all the dogs are turning blue, but some of them certainly are:

Wild images show several dogs near the Chernobyl nuclear power plant turning blue, baffling workers taking care of them. The alarming-looking dogs are descendants of pets abandoned after the nuclear disaster there nearly 40 years ago.
They’ve been found wandering around the Chernobyl exclusion zone this month, according to Dogs of Chernobyl, an affiliate of the non-profit Clean Futures Fund that cares for the dogs there.

“We are on the ground now catching dogs for sterilisation, and we came across three dogs that were completely blue,” the organisation said in an Instagram post with more than 330,000 views.

But sometimes, just because there’s been a huge nuclear incident just down the road, and just because the stray dogs are in the exclusion zone around Chernobyl, it doesn’t necessarily mean that they are turning blue because of the high levels of radiation.

Is that a thing anyway?

No. It turns out that they had got into the leakage from a local Portaloo.

“They appear to have been rolling in a substance that had accumulated on their fur. We are suspecting that this substance was from an old portable toilet that was in the same location as the dogs; however, we were unable to positively confirm our suspicions,” states Dr Jennifer Betz, Veterinary Medical Director for the Dogs of Chernobyl program.

Eww. I think I’d have preferred the radiation thing.

Claude news

I’ve had a whole email about Claude, basically asking for an update.
And there is some news, but it’s not great.

Claude was not hand-reared and he was not as young as we had been led to believe when we got him.

And those facts mean that he was untrainable. We made virtually no progress in the 6 weeks that we had him, and the bigger problem with that was that if we couldn’t train him, we couldn’t allow him out of his cage, because we would have no way of getting him back in. And consequently, he wouldn’t be able to fly freely at all, and that’s not right.

We made a few calls and found a local aviary that already has some lovebirds (and a plethora of other birds) who was more than willing to take him in. They won’t be able to train him either, but that doesn’t matter because he won’t have to be kept in a small cage and will have a nice big aviary to fly around in and some other friends to do it with.

So we made the decision to let him go (not like that), and he went to his new home yesterday.

It will take a while for him to settle in, but early indications are that he’ll be very happy there.

Kids on Halloween

It was never a huge thing when I was a child, but it to be fair, that was quite a while ago. And in a different country. But I think it’s fair to say that Halloween gets bigger each and every year. Our kids used to have a blast with it, and with South Africa being South Africa, there’s actually a lot of sense in having an organised thing with parents going along too, and it’s even better if your neighbourhood makes an effort. (Ours does.)

I think our kids have grown out of it now, but we’re still paying it forward by supporting the younger ones in the area who want to get dressed up and have some fun.

And then I saw this piece by a Registered Dietician on YLE. It’s consise, it’s sensible, it’s full of science and evidence. In short, it’s great Scientific Communication from an expert.

And I thought that it was exactly the thing that worried parents needed to see. So I thought I’d share it.

And I thought that I’d also do a very quick overview of it, because there are just a few main points which can be summarised really quickly, and which you can dive into on the link above, should you feel the need.

I’ll warn you now, the first one will be contentious.

1. Sugar highs are not a thing.

OMG – he went there! And I hear you begin with your “But my kid…”

No!

We all have our stories about too much fudge at the Steam Rally, but over 100 years of scientific research says it simply isn’t a thing. Sorry.

Sugar highs are more likely a combination of the environment and our expectations as parents.

See?

2. Food dyes in sweets aren’t really a problem.

They’re well regulated, and the safety thresholds really aren’t going to be an issue for your child.

The bigger issue isn’t the dyes themselves, but the colourful, highly processed foods they’re often found in – usually high in sugar and low in nutrients. That’s something to think about for everyday diets, not for occasional treats like Halloween or holidays.

Important to note that we’re talking about one-off fun days here. Different rules apply for medium and long-term sweet eating. And so they should.

3. Handle the sweeties carefully.

There’s a really good section in the article with some great advice for how to spread the kids’ haul over the evening and the following days.

Basically, plan ahead, be reasonable, be ready to negotiate, and don’t make too big a deal out of the situation. It’s one evening, not a regular day-to-day thing over their lifetime.

4. What’s the real danger on Halloween?

This is the biggie for me. Not food dyes, not sugar, not “drugs and razor blades” in the treats they pick up.

Cars. It’s cars.

Now, I know this is America, and it’s darker earlier there in October. But even in an South African context, this makes sense. There will be a lot of excited, young kids out crossing roads where there would usually not be any excited, young kids crossing roads.

Obviously, parents need to keep an eye on their children, but equally, there’s no harm in drivers in residential areas taking note of the unusual circumstances and slowing down a bit.
Or a lot, if you’re an average local driver.

And then this, which makes the most sense of all.

The Bottom Line
Childhood is painfully short.
Let’s keep the magic of Halloween alive without letting sugar or guilt haunt us.

Great use of the word “haunt” there. I saw that.

Go and have some fun. Let them run riot for a couple of hours (not near roads). Let them be kids.

There is no diesel in Cape Town

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there is no diesel in Cape Town.

I went to a filling station earlier this afternoon and they didn’t have any diesel, and then I did some rudimentary extrapolation, and now apparently, there is no diesel anywhere in Cape Town.

That’s 1/1 or 100% of filling stations which did not have diesel.

And if you think that’s not quite comprehensive enough a study, then add to that the fact that every extrapolation that I have done today has proven that there is no diesel in Cape Town.

That’s 1/1 or 100% of the extrapolations that I have done which have proven that there is no diesel in Cape Town.

Worrying times.