More on that thing that’s happening over there

As a scientist, I have written a lot of stuff which is detailed, well referenced, and (I think, at least) explains things in a straightforward, step-by-step manner which can be understood by the layperson. Sometimes, I write them on the blog. Like this, maybe. However, recently, those sort of posts have been few and far between. They take a lot of research and effort and this blog is something of a hobby for me, not a job. I simply don’t have the time to lob out 2,000 words on stuff very regularly. I’m sure this is a relief to some of you and a bit of an annoyance to others, but that’s the way the cookie crumbles, much to the beagle’s delight.

Other people do write stuff for a living though, and so I’m going to piggy back on a really well-researched, really nicely written post here today. It’s from Your Local Epidemiologist (YLE), which is a sceince communication website:

Providing a direct line of “translated” public health science to you.

And they do exactly that: cutting through the big words and the jargon

Scientists, Engineers, Lawyers and, most of all, Medical Doctors have been using unnecessary terminology to maintain their lofty positions in society for years. I hate it. One of the most important things I have learnt during my career is that presentations, explanations, even informal chats about work and technical stuff should always be pitched according to one’s audience. Sure, chat to the Prof about Extended Spectrum Beta-Lactamase producing Gram Negative Bacilli, call them ESBLs – he’ll understand. But when you’re explaining it to your mum, call them “superbugs” – and then she’ll understand too. Otherwise you’re wasting your time.

…to give a easy to understand – and so a useful and easy to learn from! – version of what’s happening in public health at the moment.

And that’s exactly what Kristen Panthagani has done here.
[PDF mirror here for anyone struggling with the Substack website]

She describes in intimate detail and open, honest language why Trump’s health policies – in the hands of the loony RFK Jr. – are based on inconsistencies and nonsense, and the huge and very real costs of getting this sort of thing wrong. Which they are clearly doing.

It’s a really great read with fundamental concepts which apply to so many other of the dodgy internet health cowboys and grifters plaguing us out there, and I’d fully encourage you to take a few minutes out to read through it and follow some of the links which support her watertight case.

I’d write more of this sort of thing if I could.
For the moment, though, please enjoy someone else’s fine work.

Elon’s Dentist

This really – really – isn’t an Elon Musk blog, but imagine my surprise, given his appearance on here yesterday, and then his… er… “appearance” at the Presidential Inauguration overnight, to find his dentist on Geoguessr today:

In Israel of all places, nogal. I did… Nazi that coming.

I’m so sorry.

Presumably, those canisters outside are from the weird, alien bloodfluid that keeps him alive when he’s getting a filling done.

Nothing to see here. All perfectly normal. Sugar water. Must find sugar water. Human suit becoming itchy.

The scariest thing about this is it’s not even the scariest thing he did last night.

It’s all rather surreal, and even somewhat amusing until you keep in mind that this is actually real life and it’s actually quite serious.

The next four years – which were already going to be really terrible – have begun even more terribly than we could have imagined.

On Elon

I know. We really don’t want to hear anything about him, but we just have to. Constantly.
So instead of all the things that he wants you to hear, how about a different version: The Truth?

This video comes from here, and it’s quick, concise, and also equal parts tragic and funny.

It does all the work so that you don’t have to.

And so you don’t have to believe all the fanboys’ stories about their demigod.

Thank goodness he’s nowhere close to anyone in any position of power.

I’m sorry? He’s what, with whom?

Oh. Oh. I see.

Local Woolworths’ avo shortage leaves Capetonians desperate for alternatives

It’s bad news for health-conscious Capetonians as premium retailer Woolworths confirmed that they’re rather short of avocados.

I’m not desperate for avocados, but I know that many local people are, basing many of their daily meals around the healthy, trendy fruits. And desperate people are easy to fool, because they will do anything for their green, pulpy fix.

Still, I’ve got to say that I thought this effort might be a bit of a stretch by Woolies today:

But apparently not.

I overheard one person saying that they were so glad that “somebody had made a plan” and someone else suggesting that they “were probably organic or something”, before piling them into their respective baskets.

Eish. Good luck with that guacamole, guys.