Cape Town parties as Anele moves on…

CAPE TOWN: People partied in the streets of the Mother City until the early hours of this morning as news broke that DJ Anele Mdoda was to move from 5FM back to Highveld Stereo, following the ever-popular Sasha Martinengo out of the national broadcaster. Anele will be joining other hilarious celebrity presenters at Highveld such as the hilarious Darren “Whackhead” Simpson, best known for his hilarious phonecall pranks from the 1980’s.

Mdoda, three-quarters of the depressingly poor Grant and Anele afternoon show, acknowledged the announcement made by Highveld on twitter yesterday evening, prompting spontaneous celebrations as the news spread across the Western Cape.
Residents of Gauteng and surrounds were less happy as they moved from frying pan to fire: Anele’s new show will see her being more accessible to Johannesburg residents, but that was something that apparently left Capetonian reveller Tyrone Athlone unmoved:

I don’t care about them. Four years we’ve suffered. Four! But now, she’s out of our hair and off our airwaves. With the Gauteng e-toll reductions announced yesterday, we will be subsidising their roads. Well let me tell you, it’s already payback time. Revenge is a dish best served right now, Joburg.
See what you’ll have to listen to now as you pay your poxy 30 cents a kilometre. Karma is a bitch, hey?

Another drunken roisterer commented:

I haven’t partied this hard since we won the World Cup in 2007. Everything seemed to start going wrong in 2008 when Grant and Anele started on 5FM. You only have to look at how Bafana have been so poor and how the Boks didn’t win again in 2011. All that can change now. This is fantastic news for South Africa. Bring on April!

As 5FM announced that there would be a big announcement, probably announcing the announcement of an announcement, on March 1st, speculation was already rife as to the potential fate of Anele’s partner, Grant Nash.

There’s no way he can carry that show on his own. Have you seen him? I don’t think he could carry anything. He still has a Nokia 8210 because it’s the lightest phone he can find. He’s the perfect advertisement for a vegan lifestyle.

remarked another delighted radio listener, while tucking into a Heart Stopper™ Triple Stack Burger with Double Macon and Fried Egg at Mo’s Fast Food Caravan just off Long Street, his comments almost drowned out by the celebratory pealing of bells from surrounding churches.

A completely ficticious source at 5FM said:

Yes, we’ve lost Anele to Highveld – and that’s a bit of a coup for Primedia. Of course, we’re already looking into replacements. We don’t want to change things too much and it’s too early to say anything just yet, but the current forerunners to take over the afternoon show are a brick and a chunk of braaiwood. We just have to be careful not to lose the afternoon audience with a sudden hike in intellectual content.
We’re disappointed, obviously. If Anele had come to us and said that she wanted more time for lunch, we could have shifted our schedules accordingly. But they’re a privately-funded radio station and apparently they have a really great buffet there for the drivetime crew. We simply can’t compete with that at the SABC.

Primedia Broadcasting’s share price fell sharply this morning, though analysts were unable to tie this directly to the Mdoda announcement as many of them were still nursing hangovers from the last night’s celebrations.

7 thoughts on “Cape Town parties as Anele moves on…

  1. I’m telling you, this is probably the best news I’ve heard since I found out Bob Mugabe has pancreatic cancer. Love the brick and chunk of braaiwood comment – never a more apt comparison. Without a doubt the brick will have more personality than these 2. I just saw the official press release – no wonder Grant is such a douche – he’s a vegan.

  2. No,Cape Town is not partying. Just cos a few wasps are tweeting [rude word],you know that’s how the rest of the cool kids will do. If you didn’t want to listen,nobody was forcing you. [another rude word] Grant and Anele are opinionated and funny. Stop hating,jassis!

  3. Hennie > You can take the meat out of the man… or something…

    Dean > Bless. I sense upset in your comment. You obviously weren’t out with the rest of the cool kids last night, Dean. Wow. It was awesome.
    Thing is, Dean, I pay my TV Licence – it’s the right thing to do. I pay my taxes. And as the public broadcaster, the SABC is funded – in some small part, at least, by me. Thus, Grant & Anele’s wages were funded, in some small part, by me. I know that I can’t have everything my own way, but Grant & Anele are not “opinionated and funny”, they are vacuous and annoying, and I’m really glad that my hard earned wonga isn’t being spent on crap like that any more.
    Anyway, I’m entitled to my opinion, Dean, so stop hating,jassis yourself.
    And no more naughty words in your comments please. It’s against the rules.

  4. I have honestly never understood the Team Sasha vs Team Grant & Anele thing, as a pretend yummy mummy from Umhlanga I spend most of my time in the car – a lot between 12-3 ferrying the offspring. I don’t find them nearly as offensive as half of South Africa does. Its always been a mystery to me and I guess now I will never understand it.

  5. Nikki > Of course, and each to their own (see http://6000.co.za/sa-seaside-homes-1/). I don’t find them offensive per se, but their lack of intelligence does offend me. Here’s the issue: to be funny, you need to be clever. If you’re just playing records, then being thick is fine. But when part of your job is trying to be funny, and you don’t have any intelligence, it’s a mess.
    Sure, I could switch off (and I did), but it annoyed me that I had to. This is the public broadcaster’s flagship radio station and they gave us that?

  6. I’m still recovering from my hangover, they are insufferable.
    And I completely agree with your comment about having to be clever to be funny.

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