I would go out tonight, but I haven’t got a stitch to wear.
Wait – here’s a T-shirt. Right. We’re on.
We’ll be taking all of the sensible precautions this evening. Masks, social distancing, hand washing, and curry. To my knowledge, no-one has done any research into whether or not curry can stall or stop coronavirus infection, so we can’t be sure that it will work in that way, but equally, we can’t be sure that it won’t.
I’m going to give it a go. For science.
And it will be great to eat a meal somewhere other than my house.
Even it it is a lovely house.