We had a lovely school concert last week (as briefly documented here), but what if school concerts were like festivals?
I mean, no offence intended, but yeah, you might think twice.
We’ve been through this one before.
Just with slightly different terminology. But that doesn’t make it any less true.
In fact, if anything, the mental images conjured up by these descriptions are actually more accurate.
Look, Climate Change is a real thing…
But don’t worry. Whoever the Big Orange Goon puts in charge of the USA’s Environmental Department will surely sort it all out. After all, President (Elect) Spanky McLiarface is doing wonderful work already, putting a rabid anti-vaxxer in charge of Health, doubling the number of wankers in charge of Government Efficiency, and putting this tosser as head of Defence:
Of course, he later claimed he was joking about that (you decide), but he’s still deadly serious about…
Women in the military:
“I’m straight up just saying, we should not have women in combat roles. It hasn’t made us more effective. Hasn’t made us more lethal. Has made fighting more complicated,” he explained. “Our institutions don’t have to incentivize that in places where traditionally—not traditionally, over history—men in those positions are more capable.”
About who he thinks is going to command the military:
He wrote that “affirmative action posts have skyrocketed, with ‘firsts’ being the most important factor in filling new commanders. We will not stop until trans-lesbian Black females run everything!”
About how stupid Ivy League graduates are:
“I have a new rule, the more elite the university and advanced a graduate is, the dumber they are. If you went to an Ivy League, prove that you have any common sense at all.”
Hegseth went to Princeton and Harvard, which actually does kind of prove his point.
And about how he just wants to get along with everyone:
“Next to the communist Chinese and their global ambitions, Islamism is the most dangerous threat to freedom in the world. It cannot be negotiated with, coexisted with, or understood; it must be exposed, marginalized, and crushed,” he wrote in American Crusade.
Wait. What?