Safe for a dip

Spotted online. This:

This is really good news: it’s been a hot, sunny day, and I desperately need a dip. I had legitimate concerns about the safety of swimming here, given the local wildlife, but if they don’t swim here, well then I surely (and safely) can. Fantastic. What a result.

Punctuation is important, hey?

But while we joke, as mentioned here, these things can be a real danger. Not where I came from, and (mostly) not where I live right now, but definitely in this country.

I took this while I was up in Hoedspruit earlier in the year. And while I feel that this one (next to the water feature outside the packhouse office), was perhaps a little tongue in cheek, there were plenty of real life places with these real life dangers from which I chose to stay away.

And no. Just for outright clarity, that first paragraph below the top image was merely for artistic impression and comedic value. It’s finally sunny here, which is great, but it’s also absolutely bloody freezing.

It’s no wonder the wildlife all heads up north.

Don’t jump

Is this unadventurous or is it sage advice?

I’m not talking about throwing yourself off the Derwent dam wall (which is where this is) – that surely makes a lot of sense, I mean “shattered spine” sums it up, yes – but more metaphorically.

I’m not much of a risk taker, personally, but I equally admire and pity those who are. I guess that some of them might look at me in the same way. But probably it’s more pity, right?

Heartfelt sorry

I don’t know about you, but this sign on a local building site simply screams “genuine remorse” and is clearly a message of “sincere regret”.

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“Inconvenience”

“Have some unnecessary quotation marks. Cos yeah, we’re really putting you out with this building work. You must be struggling sooooo much. Oh, our hearts are bleeding for you.
No. Honestly.”

Not a drop of sarcasm there. Oh no.