Last night, deep down in the Scottish Championship, Arbroath played Hamilton Academical. Not a fixture I would normally follow, and indeed I only even learnt of it this morning.
And that only because this was the Arbroath line-up:
…which beagle-eyed readers will note contains three players called Hamilton. Hamilton also had a Hamilton in their starting XI.
Anyway, long story short, Hamilton got an assist, Hamilton was booked, Hamilton was subbed off in the 72nd minute and while Hamilton, Hamilton, Hamilton and Hamilton all failed to score, Hamilton did get a couple.