Popped onto flightradar24 to see when Mrs 6000 was likely to be back in town.
Not any time soon by the look of it. [concerned emoji]
Not only is that plane clearly flying the wrong way, check out that ground speed: it’s also… hovering… at 34,000ft.
I didn’t know planes could do that. Isn’t technology amazing?
Turn that plane around and pop on the afterburners – you can still make it down here by teatime.