Alex Ferguson, love him or hate him, you have to admire his record as a football manager.
And now, as a stand-up comedian:
Nani is not the type to dive, I know that.
Next week’s press conference will apparently feature opinions such as:
Bears are not the type to shit in the woods.
and
The Pope is not the type to be Catholic, I know that.
And now, I must go and rest my aching ribs…