The rugby went well.
The better team won and now the country is fine. Those annoying economic problems have disappeared, the people all love each other and unemployment has ceased to be an issue.
The nation is united.
And talking of United…
The real big game of the day, the one that mattered more, well… the better team won there too, so that went really well.
Cheer up, Chris. It’ll all come out in the wash, as they say. Apart from the Burnley result, obviously. That’s indelible.