Burning question  

My neighbour has some windchimes. They’re old, they hang from a tree in their back garden and they are [rather] annoying. There’s no tune to them. It’s just a constant, clunky rattle in the Southern Cape breeze. Constantly. It’s constant.

The wind doesn’t stop at night either, so neither do the windchimes. 

I’m going to set them on fire. 

The question is this: do I do it once they’ve popped out to the shops or down to the beach, or would it be more of a statement if I was just to march in there with some meths and a lighter and do it while they watched? 

And then, should I maybe do the house as well, to serve as a warning to anyone else considering windchimes as a potential addition to their garden?