Day 508 – Birds solution

I posted yesterday about my issue with the local Egyptian Geese. They weren’t around this morning, but then it’s a school day, so I had to be up early anyway. They only like to mess up your (potential) lie-in days.

Bastards.

Anyway… today, amongst my suggested videos on Youtube was this 1 minute gem:

I’m not saying that Google is reading my mind, but if it is, it’s doing a damn good job and yes, I’m hugely tempted.

The TF-19 attachment allows user to “remotely ignite targets from up to several miles away”…

I don’t need the several miles range. The issue is that the geese are close to the house. But as a solution to my problem, this is definitely a good idea and I can’t see any down sides.