We’re not even two thirds of the way into this extended lockdown thing (which may well be extended again) and I’ve just finished the internet.
Everything.
All the interesting stuff, at least.
I’m going to leave the other 99.99% for the next pandemic.
What am I supposed to do now?
Maybe I’ll invite loads of people around for a braai like the neighbours have done today.
Oh no. Wait a second. That’s both utterly stupid and totally illegal. Wankers.
Back to the internet then…