Game changer

I don’t claim to be an amazing photographer. I’ve taken some good photos and I’ve taken some alright photos, but I’m always still learning. But the one thing that I can never remember to do it clean my lens during a shoot. And because a lot of my shoots take place on windy beaches:

or in or around dusty horseriding arenas:

…this is often a big problem.

Of course, I always remember as soon as I open the image in Lightroom, and that’s when I start weeping about all the post-processing I’m going to have to do to remove the seventy-five dust spots per image.

I can be done. It is done. But wow, it’s a proper shlep.

Not any more.

New Lightroom thing ahoy!

The AI-powered Dust Removal feature in the Distraction Removal panel automatically detects and removes dust spots in a photo, created by dust on your camera’s sensor or lens.

I don’t like using AI on my photos (and so I don’t), but this basically just automates a task I was going to do manually anyway, so I think it’s ok.

And having given it a go, I now think it’s much better than ok.

Incredible. Three clicks and the whole lot sorted.

Not a fan of AI taking over every aspect of our daily lives, but actually quite a big fan of it doing this sort of thing for me, thank you very much.

Kids on Halloween

It was never a huge thing when I was a child, but it to be fair, that was quite a while ago. And in a different country. But I think it’s fair to say that Halloween gets bigger each and every year. Our kids used to have a blast with it, and with South Africa being South Africa, there’s actually a lot of sense in having an organised thing with parents going along too, and it’s even better if your neighbourhood makes an effort. (Ours does.)

I think our kids have grown out of it now, but we’re still paying it forward by supporting the younger ones in the area who want to get dressed up and have some fun.

And then I saw this piece by a Registered Dietician on YLE. It’s consise, it’s sensible, it’s full of science and evidence. In short, it’s great Scientific Communication from an expert.

And I thought that it was exactly the thing that worried parents needed to see. So I thought I’d share it.

And I thought that I’d also do a very quick overview of it, because there are just a few main points which can be summarised really quickly, and which you can dive into on the link above, should you feel the need.

I’ll warn you now, the first one will be contentious.

1. Sugar highs are not a thing.

OMG – he went there! And I hear you begin with your “But my kid…”

No!

We all have our stories about too much fudge at the Steam Rally, but over 100 years of scientific research says it simply isn’t a thing. Sorry.

Sugar highs are more likely a combination of the environment and our expectations as parents.

See?

2. Food dyes in sweets aren’t really a problem.

They’re well regulated, and the safety thresholds really aren’t going to be an issue for your child.

The bigger issue isn’t the dyes themselves, but the colourful, highly processed foods they’re often found in – usually high in sugar and low in nutrients. That’s something to think about for everyday diets, not for occasional treats like Halloween or holidays.

Important to note that we’re talking about one-off fun days here. Different rules apply for medium and long-term sweet eating. And so they should.

3. Handle the sweeties carefully.

There’s a really good section in the article with some great advice for how to spread the kids’ haul over the evening and the following days.

Basically, plan ahead, be reasonable, be ready to negotiate, and don’t make too big a deal out of the situation. It’s one evening, not a regular day-to-day thing over their lifetime.

4. What’s the real danger on Halloween?

This is the biggie for me. Not food dyes, not sugar, not “drugs and razor blades” in the treats they pick up.

Cars. It’s cars.

Now, I know this is America, and it’s darker earlier there in October. But even in an South African context, this makes sense. There will be a lot of excited, young kids out crossing roads where there would usually not be any excited, young kids crossing roads.

Obviously, parents need to keep an eye on their children, but equally, there’s no harm in drivers in residential areas taking note of the unusual circumstances and slowing down a bit.
Or a lot, if you’re an average local driver.

And then this, which makes the most sense of all.

The Bottom Line
Childhood is painfully short.
Let’s keep the magic of Halloween alive without letting sugar or guilt haunt us.

Great use of the word “haunt” there. I saw that.

Go and have some fun. Let them run riot for a couple of hours (not near roads). Let them be kids.

It’s a very fair point

I suppose that we were all far too busy trying to get our tongues around the twister to have thought of this. And I always hated this one.

But it’s a very fair point.
(No, I have no idea why wisdom apparently now comes on a plate, either.)

Tapping into the laziness of the seashell-wanting population, I guess.

Look, the shells are right there if you want them – and they’re free! – but you might have to search around and wash a bit of sand off. Plenty of water for that right there, too.

But if you can’t be arsed with all that, and you have the money, then simply go see her. She’s right there, shelling seasells on the shesore.

Damn it.

“I don’t know if I’m the first one to think of this, but…”

Spotted on social media…

The damage inflicted to a plane by a bird strike. I don’t know if I’m the first one to think of this, but what if we put a big magnet on the nose of the plane so it creates a magnetic field that repels the birds away?

I’m not 100% sure, but I’d put good money on the fact that you were the first one to think of this.

Birds, famously not magnetic, would probably not be repelled by “a big magnet on the nose of the plane”. For this to work properly, you’d have to go around a glue a big (same polarity) magnet to each and every bird, as well as each and every plane. And even then, getting that system to work with a closing speed of around 1000kph would probably not be ever so effective.

But hey, keep coming up with the ideas and maybe one day, one of them will make some small degree of sense.

Another video

A quieter video.
Because this morning, I did try to watch a bit of the live stream video that I suggested to you yesterday.

But wow. It was a tough watch. Mainly because of the Boksburg accents and the general varbe, boet.

It’s Dawie Louw Drarving A Nissan R Thurty Farve Skar Larn, Rarnd The Rart Hander, Klaapping A Tarm Of Free Forty Farve Point Naught, Boet.

Eish.

162kph average speed from a standing start, though. Impressive.

But here’s something a bit more gentle and easy, which I also heard yesterday and which made me smile and sing along.

Beautiful song.

Today was Founder’s Day at school, with at least one proud dad moment, and this afternoon is going to be napping, football and an evening braai.

All good in the sunshine.