Incoming DM (direct message) on twitter:
You doing alright? If I’m not mistaken, you and I had a romantic moment some years ago. Can’t remember it, but hope all is forgiven.
Jeremy Nell / JeremyTNell
Erm… no. You are mistaken. Really.
And why would I be forgiving you?
Do you usually expect forgiveness when you can’t remember what you did during a ‘romantic moment’?
Have you got some sort of history in this regard?
We’ve never met, OK? Romantically or otherwise.
OK – I’m scaring myself now.