Well, more like “Rand Rand banknoot, almal”, but still.
Inflation being what it is, and the economy being what it is, people are always on the lookout for ways to earn a bit of extra cash. Especially in South Africa.
Thankfully, I’ve seen a couple of adverts for sure-fire money-making schemes, firstly in Cape Town:
Where son of iconic British TV character, Claude Jeremiah Greengrass…
…is clearly raking it in.
And then in local economic powerhouse Johannesbeagle:
…which you can tell is the place with all the money because they apparently have R2200 bank notes up there. With a disapproving Celtic spinster from the 1910s on them.
They’re such trendsetters in Gauteng.
Having clicked through (only on the Cape Town one, obviously – I’m not about to fall for a dodgy image like the Joburg one clearly is), I can say that the initiation of the process of “earning this way” has been flawless so far.
All I’ve had to do is send off R1500 to an unknown bank account, and they’ll get back to me with all the details. Then I sit back in my car, put on about – checks image again – about 50kg (or maybe more) and grow a grey beard, and Bob is my rich uncle.
I’ll keep you informed of how things are going – probably from my yacht or something.