Recipe for Success

First, eat the leftovers of last night’s chicken jalfrezi for lunch.
Then head to the local Greek club and add a tzatziki-laden souvalakia.
Rinse energetically with liberal quantities of beer.

Mix thoroughly by playing an impromptu game of football in the sun at 2pm, while it’s 29°C in the shade.

Add two virally-infected children and leave mixture to simmer at an evening pub quiz for several hours, adding further beer as required.

The following day: avoid contact with all humankind for at least 24 hours, for the benefit of all involved.