Spotted online earlier in the week and… I don’t know… it feels like there is something deeper to this than just a plaque on a tree.
Why did no-one notice? Were you particularly sneaky in your escape? Were you not adding any value to the gathering? How do you know no-one has realised? Do you have a spy at the gig? And if so, hasn’t he or she noticed that you’ve left?
Was there even a party?
And then there’s the question as to why there’s a plaque on a tree at all…
Read more about the Irish Exit here.