Bad luck at games and sports

United lose again. Shots on target?

Nil.

So glad we appointed this new manager that no-one wanted.

And then tonight’s game of Mexican Train. I’m getting hammered in every meaning of the word.

I need to be a bit more sober to work out these stats*, but it does seem like I’m the least fortunate player IN HISTORY.

It’s literally like maths is against me.

Meh. I’m heading back to the 12 year old KWV brandy.

* seriously. I will do this. It’s unbelievable.