We’re off on a bit of an adventure tomorrow, and I’m hopeful that it’ll be better than this offering that I spotted on Geoguessr last week:
I’m sorry… kick a what now? It’s not that I don’t want to keep my high standard of footballing skills up while I’m away. It’s more just that I’d like to do it with a ball rather than… well…
Yeah.
To be fair (and perhaps surprisingly), the place doesn’t actually look too sh1t. River rafting, canoeing, tubing and cycling in a state park in Illinois. The clientele look a bit annoying though, and in fact there is a guy on the right hand side of their frontpage image apparently praying that he was literally anywhere else.
More seriously, a bit of research suggests that there are Kickapoos all over America, the name coming from a migratory Native American tribe.
It’s still not a great command in English.