Spotted on a (sadly necessary) (but thankfully brief) trip to a local shopping centre: this dog food container.
In case you can’t see it clearly, it says:
A true friend leaves paw prints on your heart
…which all sounds lovely and sweet and touching. Aww!
Until you start thinking about the actual logistics of the situation.
My dear god, we’re talking about your “true friend” demonstrating their love for you by ripping the skin from your torso before literally tearing through your ribcage. And all just to tread all over your still beating heart as you scream in agony.
And then, as you lie slowly bleeding out and passing away through shock and severe cardiac trauma, your last vision is your “true friend” heading unironically towards the now undefended dog biscuit jar, leaving a trail of bloody paw prints across the kitchen floor.
No, this is not a nice thought.
Less of this kind of thing, please.