In answer to the multitude of email that has arrived (1): no, this isn’t me.
I find personalised number plates completely tacky. And I wouldn’t ever drive a Merc again after they dropped their sponsorship deal with 6000 miles… over that incident with the Latvian escort girl, the honey badger and the celery.
So no, this isn’t me, and thus there’s actually no point in throwing stones (or anything else) at this vehicle.