Not me

In answer to the multitude of email that has arrived (1): no, this isn’t me.

I find personalised number plates completely tacky. And I wouldn’t ever drive a Merc again after they dropped their sponsorship deal with 6000 miles… over that incident with the Latvian escort girl, the honey badger and the celery.

So no, this isn’t me, and thus there’s actually no point in throwing stones (or anything else) at this vehicle.

14 thoughts on “Not me

  1. And you’re saying that if someone gifted you that plate, that you’d turn it down? I’m not a big fan of German autos too… bloody useless… got two parked on the driveway, going nowhere fast. My Saab is coping with it all – just wish they aren’t shutting Saab down! 🙁
    .-= Helga Hansen´s last blog ..Dereliction of duty =-.

  2. HH > Can’t you take the bus?

    Stan > I have a fan club now?

    Ant > Too clever for me – I don’t see what you did there. Please explain? (with diagrams)

    Tara > Dare I even begin to think about considering asking what you do picture me behind the wheel of? (instant regret upon hitting POST COMMENT coming….now)

  3. A finely made and reliable Swedish car.

    Or a Morris Minor with a special teacup holder and pipe dispenser. A car that is fit for a jolly good chap like yourself. 😛

    Actually I have no idea, but not a Merc.
    .-= Tara´s last blog ..Weekend Roundup =-.

  4. My car is Pudong Landwind FlyingDuck… it look like Mercedes but price so low I make to buy 3 times of it. One mine, one I present to wife and one give happy birthday to geisha friend.

  5. Tara > A Vulva? No. Never.
    Quite like the Moggy Minor idea though.
    But no – something sensible and a bit sporty. Just a bit.

    Wu Li > Pudong cars are wonderful, I’ve heard.
    Also, awesome to learn that geishas have finally cracked the notoriously tough Chinese market.

  6. Craig > I think it was the celery that swung it.

    Pamela > It isn’t, which is just as well, because you are hopelessly wrong.

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