I have absolutely no desire to visit America. The United States thereof, that is.
I didn’t have much desire to visit there before Captain Cheeto came along – maybe Monument Valley, and Washington State, but the rest of it: nah – and I have a good deal less now.
Yeah, I’m sure that I’m missing out with my simplistic anti-American views, but I’m not ruling out travel altogether. It’s just that there are a good number of countries that rank above the US in my list of places I want to visit.
I’d like to do a capital city tour of Europe for example.
Although, maybe I should actually head to the USA for that. Because look at all these places:
Deeply, deeply unoriginal, but I suppose that we need to blame the European settlers for that, rather than the Americans that they became.
And we’re not even going to be able to get to:
Andorra la Vella (Andorra)
Baku (Azerbaijan)
Bratislava (Slovakia)
Bucharest (Romania)
Budapest (Hungary)
Chisinau (Moldova)
Helsinki (Finland)
Kyiv (Ukraine)
Ljubljana (Slovenia)
Luxembourg (Luxembourg)
Monaco (Monaco)
Nicosia (Cyprus)
Podgorica (Montenegro)
Reykjavik (Iceland)
Riga (Latvia)
San Marino (San Marino)
Sarajevo (Bosnia and Herzegovina)
Skopje (North Macedonia)
Sofia (Bulgaria)
Tallinn (Estonia)
Tbilisi (Georgia)
Tirana (Albania)
Vaduz (Liechtenstein)
Valletta (Malta)
Vatican City (Vatican City)
Vilnius (Lithuania) or
Zagreb (Croatia)
if we do this the American way.
So let’s not.
Incidentally, I am reliably informed that there is no Port Louis in the USA either.
I’ll just have to manage with the one here.