… all Facebook status updates had to begin with “is…”?
These are the sort if things you start to think about when you’re bored in an airport bar.
Bruce Hornsby and The Range are currently in charge of the soundtrack, Boddingtons are doing the beer, and the woman sitting behind me is providing the skinner. If you’re reading this, Penny, she can’t believe you were such a cow.
Personally, I’m not surprised. I never liked you anyway.