Look, we could all* maybe do with losing a couple of kilos. And eating healthier isn’t always financially viable, or very pleasant. And so we can cheat a bit with drugs or Professor Cookbook’s fad diets.
Or this new diet drink.
“Blasts fat and food” it says. And those are the two major causes of extra weight. So this sounds perfect for getting rid of that pesky extra weight quickly and painlessly.
Fresh orange flavour by the look of it, too. Delicious.
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It occurs to me that I should probably say “don’t actually do this”. I really shouldn’t have to, but have you seen some of the nutcases out there these days?
* OK, not you.