Incoming from the whirring newsreel on my second monitor this morning, this:
What? Threatening the stability of the Middle East? That absolute paragon of stability throughout my lifetime? The shining example of security, solidity and steadiness for the global population? The role model for how neighbouring nations should get on with each other in perfect harmony?
You, Sonny Iran, have got an attitude. You’d better buck your ideas up – you’d better buck them up sharpish. Or you will be out that door. Capeesh?
How very dare you threaten the stability of the Middle East?
Whatever next?
Someone threatening the unblemished integrity of Donald Trump?
It’s a slippery slope.