Remembering back to my University days, there was one occasion when a few of us were approached by a guy outside the Students Union.
He said he could give us work putting lipstick on anesthetised pandas, and that if there were more than 10 of us doing it, his business would even qualify for a government subsidy.
At the time, I was very grateful to have a job, but looking back now, it didn’t feel like it was real employment.
I was clearly just there to make up the numb bears.