Olympics

It’s all over and some people are struggling a little.

Needs more punctuation, sure. But I feel her pain. It’s a bit weird to not have some sort of minority sport on in the background while you’re working. And we’ve got another 18 months before we can do that again, albeit with curling and speedskating.

And let no-one say that GB didn’t do its bit to help out:

They say that there is bad blood between the UK and their neighbours across the Channel, but we’ve clearly gone out of our way to assist by reenacting this year’s Gilets Jaunes protests in their hour fortnight of need. Although, it’s only August, so still plenty of time for a French uprising to finish the summer off.

And let no-one say that Yorkshire didn’t do its bit as well:

God’s Own Country chipping in with almost as many gold medals as all the other bits of GB put together. A small disclaimer that this version of the medal table was put together by the good folks at… er… BBC Yorkshire.

But I’m sure it’s accurate. And 14th leaves us ahead of some very big countries. And Ireland.

I’m guessing that this will be the last post here on the Olympics – at least for a while. Because I can’t help but think that the whole Raygun saga is far from over, and might still come back to bite someone (possibly me) in the arse.

This B-girl Raygun “protest” theory is clearly nonsense.

Earlier, someone linked to a huge – s t r e t c h – by local “expert on everything”, Graeme Codrington, in which he explains why Australian “B-girl” RayGun’s atrocious performance at the Olympics was actually just a protest about the “sport” being included in the Games. Here are some highlights (of his theory – there were no highlights in the actual performance).
Please ignore the smugness if you can.

How likely do you think it is that Australia selected a completely useless competitor for the Olympics? Not likely, right? Should this have alerted you to a bigger story, and to do a touch of research before posting? I think it should have.

A quick search will uncover that her name is Prof Rachael Gunn, and she’s a university professor, with a focus on breakdancing, gender and politics. She’s also a really well established breakdancer and has represented Australia at World championships for many years, to much acclaim. Did this give you pause for thought? It should have.

Slightly more research will uncover that she’s recently written an academic journal article entitled “The Australian Breaking scene and the Olympic Games: The possibilities and politics of sportification”. The theme of this paper is a concern that if breakdancing is institutionalised via the Olympics it is likely to lose its very essence. Her argument is that if the sport is forced to adhere to a strict code that gives points for certain elements and is centrally controlled by a body not strongly linked to the sport (like the IOC) it will stop being the sport she loves. Does that information give you pause for thought? It should.

Let’s pause for thought, as instructed. Here’s that paper, written two years ago.

And here’s how Graeme sees her performance:

The most likely story here is that her dance at the Olympics was a supreme expression of what she believes is the essence of her art form: an anti-institutional dance of rebellion and defiance. Could it have been a throw down. A challenge. The judges gave her a zero – and by doing that she was the winner of a dance that is a form of protest.

STREEEEEETCH! But then of course:

I know I am a full-time researcher so this type of info is maybe easier for me to track down, but we should all make some effort.

Eww.

Anyway, I made some effort and I found out that if this was indeed a protest, then it’s a long held gripe that she has. Indeed, RayGun seems to protest in many of her routines, given her Instagram videos.
Here she is… er… protesting in Cyprus, Sydney and the UK with form and style that seem to pretty much match exactly what she did in Paris this week.

Here she is last year, talking about how they’ve had to work hard in Oz to get athletes to the Olympics:

For many traditional Olympic sports, there is a clear pathway for athletes to qualify. For the Australian breaking community, the past three years have been a scramble to get everything in place for the road to Paris. A qualifying event in the Oceania region later this year has yet to be locked in.

“The last three years has been really fast putting all that [infrastructure] in place,” Gunn said.

“It’s been really intense, we’ve had to build a lot, and on top of training and on top of reimagining ourselves as Olympians, [it’s] been really fast-paced the last couple of years. But we are ready, we’re going to get there, and we just need the support now from the Australian public.”

Which is a bit weird, given how much Graeme says she hates the idea.

And here she is extolling the virtues of Breaking being in the Olympics, a whole three weeks ago:

Breaking provides an opportunity to explore the “faster, higher, stronger” ethos of the Olympics in new ways. It shows us that we truly don’t know every point on which the body can spin or launch its weight, the different shapes it can make, or all the ways it can move.

And finally, here’s an interview with her after her disguised protest, in which she disguises it still further…

by not saying it was a protest at all.

After her performance, the 36-year-old Macquarie University lecturer explained she wanted to leave a creative mark.
All my moves are original. I was never going to beat these girls on what they do best, the dynamic and the power moves, so I wanted to move differently, be artistic and creative because how many chances do you get in a lifetime to do that on an international stage?

It is Genius!

Listen, I know I’m not a full-time researcher, but this type of info was very easy for me to track down, so maybe Graeme should make some effort.

Jeez. The lengths some people will go to to get some attention.

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Closing time

I’m all confused at the moment. Yesterday being a public holiday has thrown me right off.
But for anyone who thought that the long weekend was going to be fun, sadly, the weather had other ideas. A couple of big cold fronts have left us underwater, and with plenty of damage outside, including what looks like a bent rail under the solar panels, which will need some fairly urgent attention.
Not like anyone can get up there today though.

But I keep thinking that it’s Sunday, and that means that tonight (tomorrow night) is the Olympic Closing Ceremony.

And after that Opening Ceremony: I CAN’T WAIT.

Because, let’s face it, it can’t be any more cringeworthy than the Breakdancing, can it?

And whereas there was no indication of what was going to happen at the Opening Ceremony, we already know the narrative for the Closing Ceremony:

The closing ceremony will feature performers, dancers and circus artists taking part alongside famous headlining acts, both French and American.
Snoop Dogg, who has been prominent throughout the Games, is expected to perform – as are French artists Air and Phoenix.

Nothing new here. Just your usual music, lights, and dancing. Yawnsome.

But then…

Artistic director Thomas Jolly said the show was called ‘Records’, and it promises to take the audience on a science-fiction dream-like immersive journey through time, that will begin from the origins of the Olympic Games and will go to a dystopian future when the Olympics have disappeared and must be reinvented.

Now that’s more like it. I do hope it annoys some more religious people.

Presumably, Dionysus will feature prominently in the “origins” bit, because you can never have enough blue scrotum in any accurate reenactment of Olympic history. And no-one quite does “dystopian future” like ironically named French Artistic Directors: I’m guessing that it might well involve some colourful genitalia.

As would any artistic French depiction of any other sort of future, you’d imagine.

Up and over

Amazing scenes at the Olympics last night, as Mr Pole Vault, Armand Duplantis, won gold and broke the world record for the 9th time. But this seems a bit excessive from the Olympics twitter account.

Great image, though.

Without gravity, 6.25m would be nothing. Anyone could jump over anything. In fact, the problem wouldn’t be going up, it would coming back down. Imagine that he ran along, vaulted up… and just kept going.
World record? No problem.
Running out of oxygen and ending up in space? Slightly more concerning.

Also, I know he’s clearly been concentrating on his career in athletics, but what sort of person has never heard of gravity? It’s a bit of a fundamental when it comes to education. It’s rather insulting to suggest that he’s a one trick pony.

No need for this sort of nonsense. Or this:

Anyway. Last night we watched the pole vault.
This evening, we’re watching a Lithuanian on the parallel bars.

Take me here. Now.

Spotted this yesterday. A report from a photographer at the Olympics: he’s Jeff Cable, and he took the pics below. But they’re not sporty pics.

No. Because he’s an official ‘tog at the Games, and he’s using a Canon camera, here gets access to the Canon Professional Services (CPS) area.
What’s that? Oh, just a place with a full on Canon technical team to look after your camera and glass.
Oh, and where you can borrow just about any Canon camera body (yes, including the R1 which hasn’t even been released yet) or any lens to assist you with your photography of whatever you are photographing.

It’s like a photography candy shop.

Oh wow.

But wait! There’s more!

These things aren’t cheap:

As you see when you watch TV, all of us photographers rely on really big lenses here, to get photos close to the action. Each of these lenses that you see here costs thousands of dollars. These start around $6,000 and go all the way up to $20,000 (for the Canon 1200mm lens). You can see three of these on the second shelf from the bottom, far left, below.

$20,000 is a cool R365,000 as I write this post.
But if you want to buy that lens locally, you’re looking at R400,000.

The gaps may look unsightly, but it’s where stuff has been loaned out already.

Each of these camera bodies goes for R100,000 at Orms in Cape Town.

Can you even imagine how much fun you could have at this place?

Take me here. Now.

Here’s Jeff’s full blog post.