Sheffield Telegraph doesn’t want to bother you with this article

My old local rag, the Sheffield Telegraph, has opted to save you some time reading through its sports pages this morning.

This article (may have been removed or updated since this post was written), which features a photo of Rotherham United’s Alex Revell in action during a Capital One cup-tie at Villa Park, is very clearly labeled upfront with your expected response:


I’m guessing that the writer may be a Rotherham United fan (they lost 3-0) or a 2 year old.
Or quite possibly both.

Either way, I hope you’ve taken his advice and already moved on.