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What the hell is going on, is it Chemtrials ?

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Chemtrials? Is that what they do to see if Chemtrails are going to work?

UCT is partnering with NASA who (perhaps unsurprisingly) have some really amazing scientific equipment, in order to survey and map out the incredible biodiversity of the Western Cape.

They’ve been looking forward to this for a long time, as this July 2021 story attests:

And then, when it was closer to the six week period mentioned in the article, there was plenty in the local news about it. From NASA, from the Daily Maverick, from Times Live, from News24, and other local sites.

But that hasn’t stopped the tinfoil hat brigade from assuming that they’re here looking for gas (it’s ok, we know where the gas is already) or controlling the weather (?!?) or doing “Chemtrials”. Ugh:

“Specifically Mossel Bay”, she states, then showing all of the places that they flew, which very specifically doesn’t include Mossel Bay.

“Need to see if their planes were flying in GP [Gauteng Province] before the hail,” she adds, referencing a recent hailstorm in Johannesburg, before not doing anything about actually looking to see if their planes were flying there at any time. Which they weren’t, and which she could have looked up on any flight tracking system, since this not exactly hush-hush classified NASA mission is being shared across all of those platforms.
Of course, their planes are residing at a clandestine underground villains’ lair on the tarmac at Cape Town International Airport.

It’s like the worst top secret mission ever.

@_iduchess above describes herself as “a critical thinker” (actual lol), but despite the multitude of replies on her tweet telling her about the joint UCT/NASA collaboration, she is doubling down on the tinfoilery.
Oh, and she’s anti-vax as well.

Same whatsapp group, every time.

And then there was this dream [screenshot here] that our erstwhile “critical thinker” shared, and then declared:

“Many people have been having dreams lately but as always umlungu [white people] will say “it’s climate change” and the sheep will believe umlungu over us.”

Ah yes, the casual racism slips in. We’d been missing that, and:

“The dream clearly states that the Melikans are not here for a good cause but rather for their own depopulation agenda ..”

Of course they are, dearie. Now, here’s a nice cup of tea and your evening medication.

But there is one thing that you can see from her “is it Chemtrials ?” tweet, and that is that her “news” comes from Tiktok – see the screenshots she shares. This seems an unusual place for a critical thinker to obtain high quality knowledge and information, but as recent surveys have shown, more and more young adults are getting their news from that app, and that’s quite worrying, mainly because it’s often absolutely full of shit like we can see above.

There is a school of thought that says that the loonies have always been there; it’s just that they never had a platform before, so we never noticed. But the problem is that they have clearly found a platform now, and they’re still loonies.

What can we do about this, given that these people will also likely base their election choices on what they read there? I’ve said this sort of thing before, but it really does belittle the democratic process when someone who believes in “Chemtrials” has the same voting rights as a sensible human being.

Eish.

Frauke is a nutter

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On this post from the local radio station for elderly people, Cape Talk, discussing the need to get rid of invasive alien plants from the country…

… I spotted this comment, by one Frauke Wagner. Because obviously the alien invasive plants aren’t the issue here. The issue here is… er… [checks notes]… this:

Weather manipulation and gas like artificial fog is what is making people sick and this combined with 5G is killing all trees, insects and nature, contaminates all water sources.

Frauke even includes a picture of the “gas like artificial fog” with her post:

…and it actually does look quite like fog, which I suppose is one of the requisites for any good artificial fog. I didn’t really take any of her comment seriously though, until she lobbed in the word “GENOCIDE” in CAPITALS. The rest of it is clearly rubbish, but we all know that when someone writes something in CAPITALS on social media, then it must be true.

FACT.

Quite how Frauke accesses Facebook to upload her truth bombs is a little confusing, given her stance on mobile phone radiation. And she does have a mobile phone, because she’s refused to let Standard Bank access her phone camera to scan a QR code to log in to her account. That’s obviously got nothing to do with security though, says our erstwhile heroine. Because using any QR code for anything can only be linked to one thing…

…we all know what that means…..jab passport.

Yeah. Well, when Standard Bank requires your “jab passport” to allow you to log into you bank account, you can come and laugh at me for being “so gullible and mainstream”. In the meantime though (i.e. actually forever), I’m going to take the piss out of you for being a paranoid nutcase.

And a very quick dive into the Facebook profile reveals a couple of photos from George and Mossel Bay:

“They busy spraying again”, says Chemtrail authority and general loser Bahia Fredericks, “it is accuring now”, conveniently ignoring the fact that both these locations are directly on the flight path from Gqeberha to Cape Town.

And again, the usual “chemtrails” BS before the important bit in CAPITALS:

HELL NO YOU NOT GOING TO WIN DEMONIC GOVERMENT

wut?

But who is doing the spraying?

No, Sanjay. In what way does it even come close to “making sense”?
It really doesn’t.

But if it is the Air Force that’s doing this (which it isn’t and they’re not), are they doing from their local base – Ysterplaat AFB next to Century City?
Yes, says pitifully misguided looney-toon, Liyana:

But no, says local aircraft aficionado and complete fantasist, Brennan:

For the record: The minimum takeoff and landing distance at sea level (like Ysterplaat is) for a fully laden Boeing 737-800 is 1510 metres. Ysterplaat’s runway is 1585m. So actually, he’s wrong.

I was also shocked. People of this sort are usually so factually accurate.

These people walk among us. They have the same rights as you do. Their vote counts as much as your vote, but they are loonies. Once again, I am renewing my calls for a Big Wall™ to be erected between the Southern Suburbs and the Deep South of Cape Town where the majority of these people reside: a formalisation of the Lentil Curtain.
And why not take the opportunity to brick up Century City while we’re at it? You can’t be too safe.

Day 440 – What were the skies like when you were young?

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A quick mention of Liverpool-based 90s EDM group Apollo 440 before we start.
And mention of this, obviously.

But what would we be starting on?
Well, I ended up down another conspiracy theory rabbit hole this morning. Specifically one about chemtrails and geoengineering. You know, the general tinfoil hattery that we’re all being played for fool by global corporations and the New World Order?

The usual stuff.

But this time, there’s clear evidence that this is a real thing. And that evidence comes in the form of this tweet from @uslawreview:

To be fair, I have no idea what the weather was like where I live 30 or 40 years ago, because I didn’t live here. But judging by the moaning about the cold and rain in winter and the wind in the summer, things have been this way for a while. Perhaps we need some engineering – something to make it cold and rainy in the summer and windy in the winter? I dunno, I’m just brainstorming here.

But why would the weathermen never say a word about the constant spraying? Perhaps because it’s just not a thing. No. Justin Despair knows why. It’s because they’re in on the whole thing:

“Seek sources of truth online,” says Justin, without even a hint of irony in his tweet.

Personally, I blame the pilots. Just like Ricardo.

But maybe I shouldn’t:

But they must still know, right? Last time I was piloting a commercial transcontinental passenger flight, the chemtrails switch was very much a mechanical thing. I had to flick it, just as we passed over @uslawreview’s place, just like my handlers told me to.

My only issue was trying not to notice the dodgy photoshopping on the panel, as I – grimly faced – pumped tens of thousands of litres of weather-altering mind control particulates into the troposphere. Well, that and then not telling anyone about it. Ever.

So weird that so few individuals ever asked about what was going on.

Yeah, I do note that you’re a Sheffield Wednesday fan though, so clearly you must have had something deactivated in your brain.

OK, C.J. Bowden – but remember that Justin told us that the truth was online. Not in the chemical-filled sky. Seems sensible to hide inside and not to be staring at the sun all day.

Gonna have to cut this one short: loadshedding shit just hit the (non-spinning) fan, which is sad, because I was trying to get some fresh air in from outside. The sunshine, the light breeze, the weird “clouds”…

Day 313, part 2 – Vaccine delivery

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The first vaccines for The Virus arrived in South Africa yesterday, and wow, was the pomp and ceremony was dragged out onto the cold, wet apron at the airport in Johannesbeagle?

(Yes. Yes, it was.)

Dignitaries, politicians, umbrella holders and a really sycophantic media were all present to witness a whole 1 million doses of Covishield™ arriving on an Emirates 777.

That’s just enough to fully vaccinate 0.8% of the population, by my rudimentary calculations.

And yet:

I don’t watch news programmes specifically for this reason. But last night, I flicked on eNCA because I wanted felt I had to watch Ramaphosa’s address on reducing the lockdown. This was long, long, overdue, but clearly held back so that he could wave his little “we’ve got some vaccine” flag.

And wow. The blatant fawning during the pisspoor pre-speech small talk was absolutely sickening.

I looked up several times from the ironing (it’s all about the glamour here, ok?) and was eventually told off by Mrs 6000 for using the phrase

What the actual fuck?

four times – ever more incredulously – in about a 90 second period.

I’m well aware that the art of politics is all about spin, but this was so robustly applied that we were all almost flung outwards at mass times angular velocity squared times radius*.

They’re clearly not even bothering to hide it anymore. Gone are the clever intricacies of subliminal messaging. This was in your face GovernmentLove©. I’m not one for hyperbole, but I was actually quite shocked. I would not have been surprised if they’d cut across the studio to some sort of shrine to the ANC**.
It was actually like I was watching a party political broadcast***.

Stay away from news channels, guys. Or at least watch them with the knowledge that they’re all pushing some sort of agenda. This one wasn’t pretty. But at least it was pretty obvious.

Right. While I’m sounding like some sort of Trump fan with a Masters in Media Conspiracy from the Dunning-Kruger Online College, might I just ask why we’re bothering with this whole injection thing anyway?

It’s a tiresome, clumsy, process and people can avoid getting the jab if they so choose.

Ugh. No. That’s not what our reptilian overlords want.

Why not just use chemtrails?

After all, Darth Putin has got one of his planes in Cape Town right now, ready to go:

The Russian-built, Russian-registered, catchily named Illyushin II-76 TD-90VD arrived last night from the so-called Novolazarevskaya Airbase (which also sounds Russian), and features a huge cargo hold, capable of being adapted to hold fluids to bomb fires (definitely) or spread weather-modification and mind-altering chemtrails (possibly).
Surely it shouldn’t be such a big thing to fill it with vaccine and get us all done in one go?

I mean, that’s almost certainly why it’s here, right?

Right.

I’m glad you are all in the know as well.

 

Stay safe.

 

 

* engineers and physicists will know
** ok, that was a bit of hyperbole
*** back to no hyperbole

Day 297 – The good and the bad side of internet weirdness

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Let’s get the good side done first, because the bad side is going to take a while.

This is very much the wholesome content that I signed up for when connecting the internet this week:

There we go:

Duck’s real name was Montague, apparently. I don’t have the time or the desire to follow up on whether that would assist with completing the list.

Weird. Niche. But kind of cool.

 

Not then like the rabbit hole I ended up descending this morning via twitter, thanks to a stray retweet from a local loon. That was some serious stuff. Examples to follow:

Well, they kept that quiet. Almost like it isn’t actually happening.
But then of course, that’s exactly what they want you to think.

There’s more:

DO YOU NOW UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS USED IN CONJUNCTION WITH COVID PLANDEMIC?

Probably not. I mean, I have some degree of intelligence (no, I really do) and I actually read the thing and I’m still none the wiser. To be fair, the rather weird website to which this tweet links doesn’t even claim that there’s connection between Geoengineering and Covid.

Which was surprising.

I’m glad that there’s an artificial ionospheric mirror involved though. That does at least give it some semblance of credibility.

Our protagonist (who I am not naming, no) continues:

Climate change, chemtrails, NWO, Lucifer, pandemic.

That’s a lot of bingo boxes ticked from a single image.

All we need now is some right-wing, nationalist, Christian rhetoric.

Ker-ching!

Full house! This one actually began a rambling, 1,500 word diatribe about… well… I’m not really sure what.

We have enough clear evidence to support our claim but need not explain it…

Seems legit…

…as it is our right to take back our country with or without Force. We do not and have not supported this Evil Luciferian World powers, and suggest they refrain from trying to tarnished History and their Laws upon us.

Wow.

There’s a lot of weird, racist, poorly written, somewhat scary stuff on his sites and links. And this guys has the same voting rights as you or I. He and his fellow loons walk amongst us. You might even unknowingly have passed him in the soft drinks aisle while doing you shopping last week.

And then he goes home and writes this sort of thing…

The Viral plan of Pandemics and War was and is a method often used in the past, but now Historical Data is being uncovered and a Vail of true knowledge is being lifted World wide exposing them as Evil and corrupt Luciferian Elite.

…before sitting back and enjoying a swig of passion fruit and soda water.