How about this, then?
(mince pie for scale)
This was a Christmas gift from my wife: several kilos of 5mm steel to put in my Weber and cook things on. This will be especially useful in the near future, as our new place doesn’t have a built-in braai (yet). And no, it’s not something that the band offer as official merch on their site, so I’m guessing that it’s probably unique.
It’s led to me wondering if they ever released any appropriate songs for this sort of thing, and of course, yes they did:
Braaiing In The Rain
I’ve Been Losing (Barbeq)You
Braai Wolf
Hunting Braai And Low
And of course, their huge hit with instructions on how to use this hefty item:
Steak On Me
I’m so very sorry.