Shutdown

During the last US Government shutdown…(was it the last one? I don’t know how often they do these things. It all seems terribly disruptive.) they closed the Asteroid Watch laboratory. That left us at the mercy of flying space debris for several (or more) hours or days.

Not good. Although, should flying space debris have come our way during that time or at any other, I’d be surprised if we could actually do anything meaningful about it anyway. Maybe it’s best not to know. I don’t think I would really want to know.

Either way, tl;dr: we survived.

This time around, things could have been more serious. Because there is definitely something that you can do if there is a tsunami bearing down on you: move away from the coast and get to higher ground. And with the 7.something earthquake just south of Alaska this morning, a tsunami was generated:

Fortunately, as you can see – not a very big one. And yes, we knew about the tsunami despite the shutdown, because although:

The Federal Government is currently shutdown. NOAA.gov and most associated websites are unavailable.

Yes?

…because the information this site provides is necessary to protect life and property, it will be updated and maintained during the Federal Government shutdown.

And that’s great, because the tsunami could have been bigger and then people would have even more need to have been informed. So well done to those guys and gals who are not enjoying what is presumably some sort of free holiday.

But it did make me wonder about the whole asteroid thing again, so I checked and yeah…

We’re basically on our own again.

So, look up!
Or, if you’d rather just live the remaining few minutes of your life in blissful ignorance… er… don’t – your call.

Serious implications

Prince Klemens Wenzel von Metternich once said of France’s economic prowess: “When France sneezes, Europe catches a cold”. This was later adapted to reflect the USA’s global influence: “When America sneezes, the world catches a cold”. While that may no longer be as relevant as it once was (much like the USA, I suppose), the Federal Government shutdown over there may well have implications for the rest of the world.

I’m obviously not talking about the whole National Parks thing, or the fact that the zoos and museums aren’t open. I’m not even talking about the economic impact.

Oh no, I’m talking about a much bigger impact than that:

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Wait the what now? While they might not have the funding to be scanning the skies for mankind’s impending doom, mankind’s impending doom has no such governmental squabbling to delay it. Mankind’s impending doom remains untroubled by the federal shutdown and it also remains (possibly, anyway) on a collision course with Earth.

We’re all going to die a horrible fiery death because of their silly playground politics.