Incoming from Cape Town’s favourite garden centre chain (terms & conditions apply):
At first glance, that tagline:
…our petunias is at a ridiculous low price.
appears to be absolutely appalling English. Because it is. But, and this is mainly for local readers, apply a Cape Coloured accent to it, and suddenly – brilliantly – it works. Especially if you stick a bit of emphasis on the ri-DIC-ulous bit.
So jy moet gaan na Stodels, waar brand dit, eksê! Is moerse lekker deals there, my bra!
*ahem* Sorry about that.
Aweh!