Spiritual Rats

Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them….maybe you can hire The A-Team SPIRITUAL RATS

I know that it seems too good to be true, but you too could get spiritual rats to bring over R400 000 every day to to your room, for just a one-off cost of R150 only, and with free delivery,

That’s so much cheaper than other spiritual rat providers:

And Professor Gaddafi knows what he’s talking about. How could we forget his incredible success with those sacred pigeons, and the millionaires he helped create with his elaborate network of metaphysical cockroaches?

I’m signing up today.

(still better than f*****g squirrels)